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Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:54 pm
by CreamLord
I cuddled with your mum because I'm a pimp
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:01 am
by skell1ngton777
i let a homeless guy suck me off
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:05 am
by Shum
I beat my lover because I love to snort cocaine.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:09 am
by rockonin
I needed a bowl of cereal because I have amazing boobs
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:55 am
by OGLemon
i stabped teh cockie munster becaues i luv 2 snrt coaace
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:59 am
by wolf89
I shot the trojan man because I'm sexy like that
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 4:08 am
by grillis
i smoked with a homo because i love marijuana
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 4:13 am
by dickman69
I cuddled with a bag of weed because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 5:13 am
by wub
I beat an easter egg because I'm pimp.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:22 am
by garethom
i dont identify as any of the traditional genders and i wish i could tell you all
err because i ate a bowl of cereal
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:25 am
by wub
Typical Smarch birthday problems.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:37 am
by particle-jim
I shot a porn star because I love marijuana
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:40 am
by wub
particle-jim wrote:I shot a porn star because I love marijuana
See, this one I can almost imagine.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:44 am
by m8son666
i killed a hippy
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:00 pm
by skimpi
I stabbed a toothbrush because I had to
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:08 pm
by rockonin
grillis wrote:i smoked with a homo because i love marijuana
Sounds like Agent and that guy who had the Charlie

Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:37 pm
by wub
marriage = beta, why else do you think that the men has to get on one knee to propose? its a sign of humility, a sign that says a man has given up to feminism
you phaggots can succumb to being slaves for a .homophobe bitch all day long while i go out being single focusing on my job, family, etc and having the time of my life.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:32 pm
by ezza
chats so much gas lol
but... tbf... BOOBZ

Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:44 pm
by Nihilism
Agent 47 wrote:chats so much gas lol

Nah, don't love girls who are that easy. She's like willing to have sex with every guy she passes.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:45 pm
by m8son666
bet you couldn't cope with her madness and banter anyway