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jesslem wrote:calling someone a cigarette for saying something stupid is saying that their ignorance warrants a burning

RKM wrote:fully baffed

chekov wrote:i duno where you're getting this thing where it means someone's stupid, never come across that before

anyway regardless of what you personally think the word means, why would you keep using it when the vast majority of people think it refers to a gay man?

topmo3 wrote:i fail to understand the allure of analsex to the point that it fucking irritates me. whats so damn interesting about it

SignalRecon wrote:and when you do it proper and the girl starts liking it alot because you've gradually brought her up to a proper fit.

Jurkhands wrote:

SignalRecon wrote:and when you do it proper and the girl starts liking it alot because you've gradually brought her up to a proper fit.

care to elaborate?

Molzie wrote:

SignalRecon wrote:It's fairly easy, you need a good read on your girls comfort level. Assplay is like golf, you play the course you're on.

Theres no hard and fast rule but as a general outline I'd say start with some fairly sloppy head with her on her back so it drips down to her ass once shes really into it start teasing with a finger, nothing deep, you want to tickle at this stage, arouse curiosity.

Once she's responding well to this its time to flip her over, run the tongue in the general ass area, if shes already spreading her asscheeks at this point you are in for a really really good night, if shes not spread them gently and run your tongue along the backside of her vag and in the space between the front/back. At this point, any uncleanlyness is either taken care of by pre-shower (which is a great idea girls are more comfortable when they feel fresh) or by the profuse amount of saliva dripping down there.

Start to tickle the outside gently and peak the tip in, do this for a little while. Teasing and fingering her at the same time. After about 15min or so you can start to get a bit more serious with the tongue action. Gauge her response and if there is no immediate backlash you're in there as long as you start to fuck her normally first, get her off ideally or at least make her want more, dont cum and revisit the backdoor gently when you're close to cumming.

Congrats,you got your brown belt and turned a girl into a freak for everyone else that comes along.

this should be a sticky

rockonin wrote:(Didn't read the article)The shitter is great, but the pussyhole is...........Fucking Yes!

topmo3 wrote:lollll u lads are outrageous

btw whats an off cycle vag like? something that hasn't been visited frequently?

RKM wrote:woah

my mate just says: 'do you mind if i do you in the arse' and like...30% of the time it seems to work