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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 10:39 pm
by cyclopian
Kurt's quote game is strong yano

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 10:58 pm
by Harkat
Tbf that's kinda true

I was fancying this girl for a while but she had a man, then I hooked up with her at a party anyway, thinking I was a mac, and we were going going for a bit then she did the same again :corncry:

These goes aint loyal

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:04 pm
by CreamLord
Pars all around

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:08 pm
by wobbles
Harkat wrote:Tbf that's kinda true

I was fancying this girl for a while but she had a man, then I hooked up with her at a party anyway, thinking I was a mac, and we were going going for a bit then she did the same again :corncry:

These goes aint loyal
did u think she was going to stop being a whore for u bruva

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:13 pm
by RKM
someone liked this
'We were in holiday in Thailand the last few weeks! On the last day we decided to give all our leftover food we took along and bought as well as all the extra things we are not taking home to someone in need. We decided on this woman and her son who has been sitting on that bridge from the day we arrived. This is the video we took.... Look at their faces priceless. Now I urge all my facebook friends and their friends to do the same. Let 2015 be the year of giving!!!!!'

video of these people unloading bag of food on very baffled looking woman, obviously a great thing to do but fucking vomit at their smugness in that video, woman didn't look overjoyed to be filmed like some zoo animal, do these things and don't post a video u bellends

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:36 pm
by garethom
When I see people on here taking the piss out of those self-made quotes, always makes me laugh, because I know if Bill Hicks or Stewart Lee said basically the same thing using 95% same words, some of you guys would eat it up. And in that knowledge, I am euphoric.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:39 pm
by Johnlenham
RKM wrote:someone liked this
'We were in holiday in Thailand the last few weeks! On the last day we decided to give all our leftover food we took along and bought as well as all the extra things we are not taking home to someone in need. We decided on this woman and her son who has been sitting on that bridge from the day we arrived. This is the video we took.... Look at their faces priceless. Now I urge all my facebook friends and their friends to do the same. Let 2015 be the year of giving!!!!!'

video of these people unloading bag of food on very baffled looking woman, obviously a great thing to do but fucking vomit at their smugness in that video, woman didn't look overjoyed to be filmed like some zoo animal, do these things and don't post a video u bellends
Ugh some people are stnuc. Just do it and dont chat about it/film it.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:47 pm
by wolf89
garethom wrote:When I see people on here taking the piss out of those self-made quotes, always makes me laugh, because I know if Bill Hicks or Stewart Lee said basically the same thing using 95% same words, some of you guys would eat it up. And in that knowledge, I am euphoric.
Somehow I don't think Stewart Lee would say the things in this thread...

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:57 pm
by garethom
He did, it's on his "best of" DVD.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:02 am
by morgengabe
garethom wrote:When I see people on here taking the piss out of those self-made quotes, always makes me laugh, because I know if Bill Hicks or Stewart Lee said basically the same thing using 95% same words, some of you guys would eat it up. And in that knowledge, I am euphoric.
This is so much of what I try and talk about on here. Especially in the atheist thread.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:12 am
by butter_man
RKM wrote:someone liked this
'We were in holiday in Thailand the last few weeks! On the last day we decided to give all our leftover food we took along and bought as well as all the extra things we are not taking home to someone in need. We decided on this woman and her son who has been sitting on that bridge from the day we arrived. This is the video we took.... Look at their faces priceless. Now I urge all my facebook friends and their friends to do the same. Let 2015 be the year of giving!!!!!'

video of these people unloading bag of food on very baffled looking woman, obviously a great thing to do but fucking vomit at their smugness in that video, woman didn't look overjoyed to be filmed like some zoo animal, do these things and don't post a video u bellends
climb a mountain, tell no one
I'm still yet to fully implement this lil nugget myself.
i wouldnt film shit tho :lol:

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:37 am
by morgengabe
We know it's all for show. Who're we fooling?

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:50 am
by butter_man
high society

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:51 am
by butter_man

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:50 pm
by ezza
garethom wrote:When I see people on here taking the piss out of those self-made quotes, always makes me laugh, because I know if Bill Hicks or Stewart Lee said basically the same thing using 95% same words, some of you guys would eat it up. And in that knowledge, I am euphoric.
can u think of something either of them has said that is similar to the shit in this thread?

since when did stewert lee do inspirational quotes lol

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:04 pm
by _Agu_
Delete your Facebook account, feel better.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:13 pm
by garethom
ezza wrote:
garethom wrote:When I see people on here taking the piss out of those self-made quotes, always makes me laugh, because I know if Bill Hicks or Stewart Lee said basically the same thing using 95% same words, some of you guys would eat it up. And in that knowledge, I am euphoric.
can u think of something either of them has said that is similar to the shit in this thread?

since when did stewert lee do inspirational quotes lol
fuck knows, I've never actually seen his stuff, was just a name I pulled out the air as somebody who seems holy to snh.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:23 pm
by ezza
fair, but i dont think what you said made sense lol

stewert lee would never say retarded dumb chav shit

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 2:01 pm
by garethom
I was just chatting shit bredda

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 2:27 pm
by ezza
not allowed