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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:08 pm
by pupstar
i wasnt talking about just melons.

but i defenatly wouldnt trust 1 :evil:

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:08 pm
by BaronVon
*Grand* wrote:like what.. what do melons do bad?
They ruin a perfectly good fruit salad. Hiding amongst the luscious Mango and Kiwi Fruit polluting all that is good with their acrid taste and watery texture.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:10 pm
by *grand*
bull shit yo..

you have to have melons in a fruit salad.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:10 pm
by kidlogic
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
*Grand* wrote:like what.. what do melons do bad?
They ruin a perfectly good fruit salad. Hiding amongst the luscious Mango and Kiwi Fruit polluting all that is good with their acrid taste and watery texture.
How do you know they wanted to be there in the first place? Maybe they were peer-pressured by the kiwi. I mean, can you trust a kiwi? Look at Thief. Nuff said.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:12 pm
by forensix (mcr)
kidlogic wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
*Grand* wrote:like what.. what do melons do bad?
They ruin a perfectly good fruit salad. Hiding amongst the luscious Mango and Kiwi Fruit polluting all that is good with their acrid taste and watery texture.
How do you know they wanted to be there in the first place? Maybe they were peer-pressured by the kiwi. I mean, can you trust a kiwi? Look at Thief. Nuff said.
this is true. Yo.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:13 pm
by *grand*
hahah. but then look at nesslei.... i guess there are bad kiwi's and luscious ones as well..

hold tight nesslie...

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:13 pm
by 3rdpunkmunki
:lol: :lol:

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:13 pm
by pupstar
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melons are rapists, do they look like they wanted the melons there?

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:15 pm
by kidlogic
Good point sir.

and yes, just as with any fruit, you have some good, and some bad.

Ness is def a tasty kiwi.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:15 pm
by *grand*
look at those lovely melons...

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:16 pm
by BaronVon
Melons aint stepping up to my salad bowl.

I trust a Kiwi. Sitting there all cute looking with it's furry Jacket and sweet sweet flesh. Melons bully their way into fruit salad. It's their girth that wins them all the attention.
One day i shall unleash the allmighty Durian, that'll learn em
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:17 pm
by 3rdpunkmunki
That looks disgusting.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:18 pm
by kidlogic
Whoa! That thing means bizness! :o :o :o Is it as tasty as it is evil looking?

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:18 pm
by *grand*
you unleash it to your self.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:19 pm
by 3rdpunkmunki
That middle bit looks like larvae.

Fuck-That.com

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:20 pm
by *grand*
dun know the myspace....

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:21 pm
by BaronVon
kidlogic wrote:Whoa! That thing means bizness! :o :o :o Is it as tasty as it is evil looking?
It smells like death. Quite literally. However it tastes creamy and sweet with a slight hint of cheese. :D

Flavour and odour

The unusual flavour and odour of the fruit have prompted many people to formulate evocative descriptions, with widely divergent and passionate views expressed, including deep appreciation and intense disgust.

Writing in 1856, the British naturalist Alfred Russel Wallace provides a much-quoted description of the flavour of the durian:
“ The five cells are silky-white within, and are filled with a mass of firm, cream-coloured pulp, containing about three seeds each. This pulp is the edible part, and its consistence and flavour are indescribable. A rich custard highly flavoured with almonds gives the best general idea of it, but there are occasional wafts of flavour that call to mind cream-cheese, onion-sauce, sherry-wine, and other incongruous dishes. Then there is a rich glutinous smoothness in the pulp which nothing else possesses, but which adds to its delicacy. It is neither acid nor sweet nor juicy; yet it wants neither of these qualities, for it is in itself perfect. It produces no nausea or other bad effect, and the more you eat of it the less you feel inclined to stop. In fact, to eat Durians is a new sensation worth a voyage to the East to experience. ... as producing a food of the most exquisite flavour it is unsurpassed.[15] ”

While Wallace cautions that "the smell of the ripe fruit is certainly at first disagreeable", more recent descriptions by westerners can be more graphic. British novelist Anthony Burgess writes that eating durian is "like eating sweet raspberry blancmange in the lavatory."[16] Travel and food writer Richard Sterling says:
“ ... its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock. It can be smelled from yards away. Despite its great local popularity, the raw fruit is forbidden from some establishments such as hotels, subways and airports, including public transportation in Southeast Asia.[17] ”
Hydrogen sulfide, one of the chemical compounds that may be responsible for the characteristic odour of durian
Hydrogen sulfide, one of the chemical compounds that may be responsible for the characteristic odour of durian

Other comparisons have been made with the civet, sewage, stale vomit, skunk spray and used surgical swabs.[18] The wide range of descriptions for the odour of durian may have a great deal to do with the wide variability of durian odour itself. Durians from different species or clones can have significantly different aromas; for example, red durian (D. dulcis) has a deep caramel flavour with a turpentine odour, while red-fleshed durian (D. graveolens) emits a fragrance of roasted almonds.[19] Among the varieties of D. zibethinus, Thai varieties are sweeter in flavour and less odourous than Malay ones.[2] The degree of ripeness has a great effect on the flavour as well.[2] Three scientific analyses of the composition of durian aroma — from 1972, 1980, and 1995 — each found a different mix of volatile compounds, including esters, ketones and many different sulfur compounds, with no agreement on which may be primarily responsible for the distinctive odour.[2]

This strong odour can be detected half a mile away by animals, thus luring them. In addition, the fruit is extremely appetising to a variety of animals, from squirrels to mouse deer, pigs, orangutan, elephants, and even carnivorous tigers. While some of these animals eat the fruit and dispose of the seed under the parent plant, others swallow the seed with the fruit and then transport it some distance before excreting, with the seed being dispersed as the result.[20] The thorny armoured covering of the fruit may have evolved because it discourages smaller animals, as larger animals are more likely to transport the seeds far from the parent tree
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:21 pm
by kidlogic
I think that thing could definatly take a melon. Could have trouble with a pineapple though

Erm, I might pass, based on scent. And fruit shouldnt really taste like cheese, imo...

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:22 pm
by vonboyage
A hellova lot of trouble at that. :|

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:24 pm
by badger
just in case it wasn't clear: i hate everyone who has posted in this thread