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Re: First World Problems

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:47 pm
by ultraspatial
NilsFG wrote:
wub wrote:
ultraspatial wrote:feeling sick from too much diet coke and oj
Together? :?
I know it sounds disgusting, insane, delirious, and so forth; but coke + OJ (without pulp obviously) = delicious.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mezzo_mix
yeah, tried it. tastes pretty good tbh.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:31 am
by wub
It's payday, so have to go down the bank at lunch to pay my credit card bill.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:38 am
by Dead Rats
No shitpaper, so we have to use kitchen roll.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:42 am
by wub
Dead Rats wrote:No shitpaper, so we have to use kitchen roll.

Careful, if it's the super absorbant stuff it doesn't always flush properly and you can block the toilet something fierce.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:46 am
by Dead Rats
wub wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:No shitpaper, so we have to use kitchen roll.

Careful, if it's the super absorbant stuff it doesn't always flush properly and you can block the toilet something fierce.
Yeah, for sure I know this, our throne can clog even if you use some super soft Andrex stuff, or if you try to flush a particularly hench steamer.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:22 am
by JTMMusicuk
you dont know anything until youv had to wipe with regular paper

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:31 am
by LA_Boxers
I wonder what using rice paper would be like??

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:32 am
by Dead Rats
JTMMusicuk wrote:you dont know anything until youv had to wipe with regular paper

I've used the inside cardboard bit of a roll, does that count?

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:34 am
by wub
JTMMusicuk wrote:you dont know anything until youv had to wipe with regular paper

Fuck getting a papercut on my starfish.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:35 am
by JTMMusicuk
wub wrote:
JTMMusicuk wrote:you dont know anything until youv had to wipe with regular paper

Fuck getting a papercut on my starfish.
is that a euphonism?

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:45 am
by wub
JTMMusicuk wrote:
wub wrote:
JTMMusicuk wrote:you dont know anything until youv had to wipe with regular paper

Fuck getting a papercut on my starfish.
is that a euphonism?

No. I mean using regular A4 paper to wipe with, getting the angle wrong, and getting a papercut on my ringpiece.

I imagine it would sting somewhat.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:54 am
by JTMMusicuk
wub wrote:
JTMMusicuk wrote:
wub wrote:
JTMMusicuk wrote:you dont know anything until youv had to wipe with regular paper

Fuck getting a papercut on my starfish.
is that a euphonism?

No. I mean using regular A4 paper to wipe with, getting the angle wrong, and getting a papercut on my ringpiece.

I imagine it would sting somewhat.
sounds like your speaking from experience

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:55 am
by wub
JTMMusicuk wrote:
wub wrote:
JTMMusicuk wrote:
wub wrote:
JTMMusicuk wrote:you dont know anything until youv had to wipe with regular paper

Fuck getting a papercut on my starfish.
is that a euphonism?

No. I mean using regular A4 paper to wipe with, getting the angle wrong, and getting a papercut on my ringpiece.

I imagine it would sting somewhat.
sounds like your speaking from experience
The word 'imagine' would suggest that I'm not.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:57 am
by JTMMusicuk
:oops:

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:33 am
by jameshk
You fucking wrong'uns. Go buy some toilet paper.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:41 am
by Johnlenham
Ruttah wrote:My dad couldn't find any paneer to buy for an indian meal he was making :(
What! You can buy this stuff? Paneer paratha and Paneer Pakora :n:

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:44 am
by syrup
Wanted to post on the page 1000 of the happy thread and missed it :(

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:57 am
by PinUp
Johnlenham wrote:
Ruttah wrote:My dad couldn't find any paneer to buy for an indian meal he was making :(
What! You can buy this stuff? Paneer paratha and Paneer Pakora :n:
Add paneer jalfrezi to that list too!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/paneer_86451

That's a good recipe for making it at home, I tend to use lemon juice rather than faffing with live yoghurt. If you want to buy it already made keep your eyes peeled for an indian super market or corner shop.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:37 am
by NilsFG
I once went to a toilet at uni and forgot to check if there still was TP or not.

There wasn't. I didn't have any tissues so I had to use one of the pages of my notes (propositional calculus).
It doesn't feel good.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:39 am
by wub
NilsFG wrote:I once went to a toilet at uni and forgot to check if there still was TP or not.

There wasn't. I didn't have any tissues so I had to use one of the pages of my notes (propositional calculus).
It doesn't feel good.
Leibniz notation tends to leave a sore spot.