Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:55 pm
u lot are vile.
VILE I SAY.
VILE I SAY.
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:17 pm
mannn .. wrongness .. 6 pages of wrongnesss
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:18 pm
Do you see a link between your sex life and your bank account?
I mean, when you withdraw do you lose interest?
I mean, when you withdraw do you lose interest?
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:23 pm
actually i do see a link between my sex life and my bank account .. there is some postive correlaton with money outgoing and the number of shags...
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:29 pm
Stop wasting money on prostitutes then.*Grand* wrote:actually i do see a link between my sex life and my bank account .. there is some postive correlaton with money outgoing and the number of shags...
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:39 pm
How do you make an 8 year old cry twice?
Rub your bloody dick on their teddybear.
What's red and squishy and crawls up legs?
Homesick abortion.
A man comes home from work to his wife one day. He walks in the door and his wife is visibly pissed off. She starts yelling and screaming at him and he finally gets her to calm down long enough to tell him what's wrong. She looks at him and says "YOU'RE A PEADOPHILE!!!" He looks back at her and says "That's a mighty big word for a 9 year old."
Nyuk nyuk nyuk
Rub your bloody dick on their teddybear.
What's red and squishy and crawls up legs?
Homesick abortion.
A man comes home from work to his wife one day. He walks in the door and his wife is visibly pissed off. She starts yelling and screaming at him and he finally gets her to calm down long enough to tell him what's wrong. She looks at him and says "YOU'RE A PEADOPHILE!!!" He looks back at her and says "That's a mighty big word for a 9 year old."
Nyuk nyuk nyuk
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:17 pm
damn i killed the thread 
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:20 pm
You did you disgrace, you saw the line and not only did you step over it, but fucked Maddy Mccann over it. Sick bastard.
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:22 pm
i'm gonna go do the honorable thing and jump off a bridge face first
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:51 am
Woman walks into her doctors and says
"Are my test results back?"
Doc says, "Yes! I hope your good at changing nappys
!"
Woman replies "Oh WOW, does that mean im pregnant?!!
"
Doc says,
"No love, You've got Bowell Cancer"
"Are my test results back?"
Doc says, "Yes! I hope your good at changing nappys
!"Woman replies "Oh WOW, does that mean im pregnant?!!
"Doc says,
"No love, You've got Bowell Cancer"
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:53 am
How do you keep a spastic in suspense?
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:00 am
Tell a shit, predictable joke?
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:11 am
Think Feasible Weasal's in suspense anyway. 
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:14 am
Don't make me come down to Jaxx and whoop ya!Tell a shit, predictable joke?
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:47 am
hahahaha... I am so ashamed that Fleet is only known for one thing, actually 2, if you include our glamorous Service station!
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:52 am
Thump Rat wrote:Think Feasible Weasal's in suspense anyway.
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:01 pm
Used to live in Farnborough.Thump Rat wrote:hahahaha... I am so ashamed that Fleet is only known for one thing, actually 2, if you include our glamorous Service station!
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:40 pm
hahaha!forensix (mcr) wrote:Thump Rat wrote:Think Feasible Weasal's in suspense anyway.
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:56 pm
Thump Rat wrote:hahaha!forensix (mcr) wrote:Thump Rat wrote:Think Feasible Weasal's in suspense anyway.
nice 1 m8-t
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:57 pm