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Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:14 pm
by James Kofi
beat someone up in front of her that usually works. let's her know you can protect her. maybe install a firewall on her laptop afterwards.
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:20 pm
by particle-jim
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:29 pm
by Clean
Wait, how old is the OP?
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:32 pm
by Electric_Head
Not old enough to prevent the conversation boner
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:40 pm
by NickUndercover
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:59 pm
by Duffman
Clean wrote:Wait, how old is the OP?
Probably the same age as you.
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:46 pm
by SKIN E
JBoy wrote:ascent wrote:doesnt make sense to me that you have only spoken on facebook, why would you add people you havent spoken to??? go up to her and ask her out ya twat
this if you have spoken to her on facebook man up and just go up to her, I hate facebook!
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:54 pm
by Kochari
Magma, you are so on the ball you're almost off the ball.
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:56 pm
by bright maroon
Say this...
"Hey - aren't you such and so from facebook?
Yeah - I thought so - You look cute in that picture with your boobs exposed...
Yeah - that one - Maybe we could get coffee or something and chat
I'd love to chill with you for a minute in real time
just to see if you're actually really cool...here's my number...."
(and then have your personal business card in hand with all your infos on it..SS# blood type etc...)
then hand it to her and BE SURE you tell her you're serious and you'd love to hear from her soon...
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:57 pm
by Electric_Head
and that you`d really like to see her boobs
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:58 pm
by bright maroon
...you could even have a picture of boobs on your business card...
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:59 pm
by James Kofi
list her as your sister on facebook = she'll have to confront you now + sexy incestuous subtext in your mind when you eventually fuck her
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:41 pm
by _TraX_
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:17 pm
by jaydot
Sinestepper wrote:Tell her you have a 12 inch
Then what, when she wants the proof?
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:19 pm
by particle-jim
jaydot wrote:Sinestepper wrote:Tell her you have a 12 inch
Then what, when she wants the proof?
just lie through your teeth, if she says that aint 12" just be all like "bitch these are metric inches yo, they're worth twice as much on the stock market!!!"
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:20 pm
by jaydot
particle-jim wrote:jaydot wrote:Sinestepper wrote:Tell her you have a 12 inch
Then what, when she wants the proof?
just lie through your teeth, if she says that aint 12" just be all like "bitch these are metric inches yo, they're worth twice as much on the stock market!!!"
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:23 pm
by Neptune
lol boys
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:27 pm
by Raggles
Ask her if she wants lurk DSF with you sometime. But don't introduce urself until after physical contact.
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:31 pm
by ScarletCyanide
X
Re: Socially awkward around females?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:36 pm
by ehbes
jaydot wrote:Sinestepper wrote:Tell her you have a 12 inch
Then what, when she wants the proof?
say its twelve inches but I'm gonna have to give it on 3 separate occasions
