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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:51 am
by jazzamataz
deamonds wrote:lol @ cigarette hag...
yea party girl's arent normally the ones you see attached to a fella, ill give you that...
to be honest with you though, any girls you think in your eyes that you see as girlfriend material (dont worry im going somewhere with this) seem to not be
on it or tend to string you along, and im not talking about the girls that are banging and the ones you fall in love with on sight, because in my eyes thats lust, rather than love..but how does it fucking work, if you go on like that, they think you are only after one thing, but if you befriend them, they always say
*me putting on a whiney patronising accent*
"i dont want to spoil the friendship we have"
and the way you feel after, well boy...
and THEN they get the hump with you because u cant be as pally pally as you was before you told them how you feel....you just cant win
The friend zone sucks.
I'm beginning to grasp the subtle art of seduction though.
This works for me, straight up, every time:
- Never buy a girl a drink when you met her
- Engauge her in conversation
- get her number
- walk away, and text/call her a day later
- a few small converstaions (you have to get this right - talk about a wide range of things, but extract info about exes and the like if you wish... the key is to know what you're looking for - don't be afraid to answer your own quesions either.)
- ask her out...
Make sure it's all done within the week. If not, you've lost your window of oppertunity.
The one thing I have learned - honesty, is a brilliant policy.
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:52 am
by deamonds
mmm jazmatazz i work on exactly the same format, although i do tend to buy drinks....
that is litreally exact, hold tight the move stealers
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:54 am
by kins83
Jazzamataz wrote:
The one thing I have learned - honesty, is a brilliant policy.
This. A million times this.
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:59 am
by jazzamataz
deamonds wrote:mmm jazmatazz i work on exactly the same format, although i do tend to buy drinks....
that is litreally exact, hold tight the move stealers
I won't buy drinks, just because I don't know them well enough to.
I have however, had a full blown discussion on Religion and Philosophy in a club with a girl once (try talking about God with Pendulum on at 280dBs!!), and we ended up getting trolleyed and back to hers for a nightcap.
I bought drinks then... because i felt i had engauged said lady enough to warrant drinks.
It just depends on the situation
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:04 pm
by felixgash
Do you know what.. being single is fucking awesome, because it lets you do things like Freshers Week '04, Notts Uni.
Hands down the kinkiest week of my life. It was amazing, I had girls actually forcing my hand down their skirt in the club, by about 10pm.
Seriously no joke - it was fucking wicked.
I'm actually all excited (not penis wise) thinking about it.. would kill to do it all over!
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:07 pm
by deamonds
felixGash wrote:
I'm actually all excited (not penis wise) thinking about it..
speak for yourself, i swear to have a sex drive as high as mine is unhealthy
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:09 pm
by felixgash
deamonds wrote:felixGash wrote:
I'm actually all excited (not penis wise) thinking about it..
speak for yourself, i swear to have a sex drive as high as mine is unhealthy
Did my last post make you hard..?!
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:10 pm
by deamonds
yep, my legs going as we speak, ill fuck anything haha
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:13 pm
by jazzamataz
Freshers week is Hedonistic...
I can't wait to go back... In three weeks time I shall be knee deep in new 18/19 year olds...
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:17 pm
by felixgash
Jazzamataz wrote:Freshers week is Hedonistic...
I can't wait to go back... In three weeks time I shall be knee deep in new 18/19 year olds...
Yes. Yes. Yes.
I can't wait. But this time I'm going to be a 22 year old second year, who is DJ'ing at the opening party and who also runs his own club night - I mean, SURELY I
deserve some fresher pum pum for that alone?
But seriously.. Notts '04 was the best year ever. Freshers was absolutely heavenly. I was a complete man slag and I loved it. This one Thai bird Tia.. ah man.. tightest/wettest girl ever. Ok I need to stop now.
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:25 pm
by jazzamataz
felixGash wrote:Jazzamataz wrote:Freshers week is Hedonistic...
I can't wait to go back... In three weeks time I shall be knee deep in new 18/19 year olds...
Yes. Yes. Yes.
I can't wait. But this time I'm going to be a 22 year old second year, who is DJ'ing at the opening party and who also runs his own club night - I mean, SURELY I
deserve some fresher pum pum for that alone?
But seriously.. Notts '04 was the best year ever. Freshers was absolutely heavenly. I was a complete man slag and I loved it. This one Thai bird Tia.. ah man.. tightest/wettest girl ever. Ok I need to stop now.
Dude, if you DONT get any fresher pum pum, you deserve to have your balls taken away from you.
Live the dream, make it happen.
I'm gunna be a 23 year old second year. I'm doing some SU stuff, including a re-designing of all the Uni merchandise over the summer. And i'm also a Flat-Rep (RA) this year too, so I get to be back in halls.
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:28 pm
by felixgash
Jazzamataz wrote:And i'm also a Flat-Rep (RA) this year too, so I get to be back in halls.
You pedo.
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:37 pm
by jazzamataz
felixGash wrote:Jazzamataz wrote:And i'm also a Flat-Rep (RA) this year too, so I get to be back in halls.
You pedo.
38 week rent instead of 52, electric, net and water included. £105 p/w
It's strictly business, sun.
The only way a 2nd/3rd can get Halls is to be a Flat-Rep.
The great thing about my Uni - the ratio - 7:3 in favour of the girls.
God bless Dr. Froebel, and all the marvelous things he did for education.
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:56 pm
by felixgash
Jazzamataz wrote:
The great thing about my Uni - the ratio - 7:3 in favour of the girls.
Unless you're at Loughborough or Notts Uni, that is a lie.
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:58 pm
by jazzamataz
Roehampton... It's had that ratio for like 3-4 years...
The year I started it was crazy.
(I switched Degrees.)
It's to do with the Teaching courses they offer at Froebel college - So many girls go for those courses, it's unbelievable - and I think about 3 Uni's nationwide offer it.
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:21 pm
by nesslei
felixGash wrote:fresher pum pum
that's a new one
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:23 pm
by jazzamataz
anyone heard that bashment tune...
Pum Pum ordinatueur/
Half for me, and Half for you/
It's old... i dont even know who it's by...
I love the usage of the word ordinateur... it's brilliant.
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:02 pm
by dubluke
Jazzamataz wrote:deamonds wrote:mmm jazmatazz i work on exactly the same format, although i do tend to buy drinks....
that is litreally exact, hold tight the move stealers
I won't buy drinks, just because I don't know them well enough to.
I have however, had a full blown discussion on Religion and Philosophy in a club with a girl once (try talking about God with Pendulum on at 280dBs!!), and we ended up getting trolleyed and back to hers for a nightcap.
I bought drinks then... because i felt i had engauged said lady enough to warrant drinks.
It just depends on the situation
yeah but even if you don't know someone that well yet, i don't think there's anything wrong with grabbing them a beer or whatever, if i've been chatting to a girl for a while, and i'm getting a drink anyway, i think it'd be a bit rude to not at least offer...
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:10 pm
by deamonds
“what you didn’t expect a drink with that conversation did ya, im not made of pleasantries”…