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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:47 am
by xirrus
"this forward and backward motion is gonna make me throw up!"
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:54 am
by pidge
Dynamat wrote:I've only got 1 eye, my hairs a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbours an asshole, my best mates a tnuc an my owners a wanker!
win
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:55 am
by shamwow
Mine knows the words to candle in the wind.
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:56 am
by NilsFG
I certainly wouldn't post here if my penis started talking to me.
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:06 pm
by syhr
"i'm bored"
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:09 pm
by badger
syhr wrote:"i'm bored"
haha was just about to post that
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:07 am
by ghst
wait...you guys have penis' that dont regularly chat with them?
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:10 pm
by reverend dale
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:39 pm
by sigbowls
i need a tan
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:34 pm
by deadpostcard
"stop goin' through the dsf and take me to redtube!"
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:16 pm
by heidi m.
"you twat, you nearly drowned me last night but I forgive you, good night wannit?!"
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:19 pm
by Pada
pidge wrote:Dynamat wrote:I've only got 1 eye, my hairs a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbours an asshole, my best mates a tnuc an my owners a wanker!
win
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:12 pm
by dubstepjustin
I want to see Different Strokes.
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:20 pm
by bass hertz
"hi, please to meat ya!"
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:01 am
by tronn
"Dude...I'm hungry for more"
"Bro are you serious? I mean look at her fucking teeth!"
"I dont care how desperate you are, I'm not going in there without my raincoat. Get me my fucking raincoat."
"Sorry bro, I'm too drunk. Zzz"
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:55 pm
by dub frequency records
Stapleface wrote:my penis would start singing "lonely" by Akon
then I'd have to gag it to silence it.
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:29 pm
by djelements
"Chillin, you?"
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:32 pm
by collige