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Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:06 am
by Terpit
Wheres the slug porn then?
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:10 am
by Electric_Head
Terpit wrote:Wheres the slug porn then?
I thought about the fact that this question was coming.
Unfortunately it wasn't very cold last night so the slugs didn't visit.
I will upload photos as soon as I get them.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:21 am
by Terpit
Im excited.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:22 am
by wub
Got my new book of food vouchers from work. Haven't even got halfway through last month's vouchers. Not sure I can eat that much free food
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:25 am
by idontreallygiveashit
non-whites
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:39 am
by Terpit
wub wrote:Got my new book of food vouchers from work. Haven't even got halfway through last month's vouchers. Not sure I can eat that much free food
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:42 am
by wub
Terpit wrote:wub wrote:Got my new book of food vouchers from work. Haven't even got halfway through last month's vouchers. Not sure I can eat that much free food
Seriously, it's hard to spend €9 a day in a subsidised canteen. Yesterday I had an apple, couple of bottles of water, tuna & red pepper sandwich, massive nicoise salad and a portion of mixed fruit chunks and it was under €7
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:43 am
by Terpit
wub wrote:Terpit wrote:wub wrote:Got my new book of food vouchers from work. Haven't even got halfway through last month's vouchers. Not sure I can eat that much free food
Seriously, it's hard to spend €9 a day in a subsidised canteen. Yesterday I had an apple, couple of bottles of water, tuna & red pepper sandwich, massive nicoise salad and a portion of mixed fruit chunks and it was under €7
Smuggle some tasty snacks out and find some homelessners'ss.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:05 pm
by Forum
Knew it was a mistake to wear the pale blue shirt today
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:18 pm
by wobbles
Takes too long to poop
Iphone battery dies way too soon
My ferrari burns too much gas
My mansion elevator is too slow
My butler takes forever to pick me up and he doesnt even open the door for me
My outdoor pool is too warm
My 98" TV takes a few seconds to turn on
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:29 pm
by ehbes
there are way too many stairs in my house
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:07 pm
by Doozle
ehbrums1 wrote:there are way too many stairs in my house
I've got this problem too. At my old house my room was on the ground floor so I rarely had to go up stairs. Now I have a loft room.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:24 pm
by node
Bits of chocolate keep falling off my crunchie ice cream while I'm trying to eat it and I can't see where they've gone
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:04 am
by wub
Hello [Wub],
Your new mobile will be delivered you today .As there are some problems with the line activation internally in [company name] Spain the line activation is pending. I will advise to you as soon the problem is solved from their side.
Brgds,
IT person
Right, so you've giving me the handset but I can't actually use it yet?
Even funnier considering I work for a telecommunications company
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:15 pm
by BonerJams04
too tired to switch sides of the couch
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:07 am
by pandabear
I want to walk to Trader Joe's but it's 3 miles away. Grocery will not look good when I get home if I do. I need a bike. I'm so lazy to drive cos if I do, I might as well go to Grocery Outlet.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:21 am
by cloquet
think I found a maggot in a can of baked beans. I dunno if this is first or third world problem. I guess I'm lucky to have canned food but maggots in your food is pretty third world.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:44 am
by Electric_Head
cloquet wrote:think I found a maggot in a can of baked beans. I dunno if this is first or third world problem. I guess I'm lucky to have canned food but maggots in your food is pretty third world.
That's a bit classist isn't it?
I don't have maggots in my food or in my cans.
How do maggots even survive in a heat treated can?
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:04 am
by wub
cloquet wrote:think I found a maggot in a can of baked beans. I dunno if this is first or third world problem. I guess I'm lucky to have canned food but maggots in your food is pretty third world.
WOAH WOAH WOAH
WOAH WOAH!
I dream of finding a dead mouse/maggot/something dead in a tin of beans. That is a BIG money cash payoff from the manufacturer, get on that shit!
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:32 am
by jayladders
wub wrote:I dream of finding a dead mouse/maggot/something dead in a tin of beans.
another new sig