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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 11:10 pm
by Lucifa
in fact, people that take a camera to any venue besides a wedding.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 11:12 pm
by __________
Muncey wrote:Back in the day a family member would die and you'd find photo albums and reminiscence.. when this generation die their family members are just gunna hit "DELETE ALL". Even your family don't give a fuck about 8000 mirror shots and a kitkat chunky.
:lol: Brilliant. I might have to post this to Facebook right now!

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 11:14 pm
by ReDead
For sure.
If you wanna take pics, go where people aren't committing acts of debauchery.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 7:49 am
by wub
dubfordessert wrote:
wub wrote:Facebook has a miserable tnuc setup for preferences. No comments/tags without approval, no contact by strangers, no friends of friends seeing any of your shit etc etc


I recommend it.
even then anything you do on other people's shit probably shows up in peoples feeds if they have their preferences set up differently. one of my fam's shit is public, i told her she should change it to friends and she was like "i have nothing to hide!" ffs. other people have friends of friends shizzle going on. hell to the no.

Defriend them or just check the option for not following their updates anymore. I've unsubscribed from a fair few people who I consider good mates because of the torrent of innane shit/jaded quotes/observational 'wit'/pictures of fucking cheese on toast that they spew forth.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:12 am
by kingldub
I've unsubbed from so many people lately, makes for a much nicer experience :lol: No more "OMG I'm soooo hungover" or "OMG it's raining lol" or "I hate my job sooooo much" etc

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:17 am
by wub
kingldub wrote:I've unsubbed from so many people lately, makes for a much nicer experience :lol: No more "OMG I'm soooo hungover" or "OMG it's raining lol" or "I hate my job sooooo much" etc

Yeah, one of my 'mates' (who I've since realised is an utter wasteman of an acquaintance to keep) used to post either;

- OMG am hungover and have to go to work
- OMG am hungover and am at work
- OMG check out this cheese sandwich/fish fingers/cup of tea/toast I've made and am about to consume

:H:

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:23 am
by magma
I've just had to have a little spate of unsubcribing from female friends that have just had babies... I get that you're proud to be a mother, but fuuuuuck, 15 'hilarious' updates a day about how stay-at-home mothers are the hardest workers in the world and how Daddy and Baby are so alike because they both eat, sleep and shit is a bit much, lady.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:30 am
by wub
magma wrote:I've just had to have a little spate of unsubcribing from female friends that have just had babies... I get that you're proud to be a mother, but fuuuuuck, 15 'hilarious' updates a day about how stay-at-home mothers are the hardest workers in the world and how Daddy and Baby are so alike because they both eat, sleep and shit is a bit much, lady.
I very nearly unsubbed from Travis after he made the ultrasound his profile pic :lol:


Thankfully he didn't go on about it.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:35 am
by kingldub
Another one that gets me is people the feel the need to constantly draw attention to their sexuality.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:45 am
by particle-jim
magma wrote:I've just had to have a little spate of unsubcribing from female friends that have just had babies... I get that you're proud to be a mother, but fuuuuuck, 15 'hilarious' updates a day about how stay-at-home mothers are the hardest workers in the world and how Daddy and Baby are so alike because they both eat, sleep and shit is a bit much, lady.
This winds me up so much, especially because 9 times out of 10 the baby was an accident anyways, stop banging on as if your potato faced bf lobbing his spunk up you because he forgot to wrap up is any kind of acheivement rather than just the result of a lack of foresight!

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:46 am
by wub
particle-jim wrote:This winds me up so much, especially because 9 times out of 10 the baby was an accident anyways, stop banging on as if your potato faced bf lobbing his spunk up you because he forgot to wrap up is any kind of acheivement rather than just the result of a lack of foresight!
Fucking hell mate, going on hard with the resentment here :lol:

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:48 am
by magma
particle-jim wrote:
magma wrote:I've just had to have a little spate of unsubcribing from female friends that have just had babies... I get that you're proud to be a mother, but fuuuuuck, 15 'hilarious' updates a day about how stay-at-home mothers are the hardest workers in the world and how Daddy and Baby are so alike because they both eat, sleep and shit is a bit much, lady.
This winds me up so much, especially because 9 times out of 10 the baby was an accident anyways, stop banging on as if your potato faced bf lobbing his spunk up you because he forgot to wrap up is any kind of acheivement rather than just the result of a lack of foresight!


*thunk*

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:49 am
by wub
Lemme call you trucker junior!

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:50 am
by particle-jim
wub wrote:
particle-jim wrote:This winds me up so much, especially because 9 times out of 10 the baby was an accident anyways, stop banging on as if your potato faced bf lobbing his spunk up you because he forgot to wrap up is any kind of acheivement rather than just the result of a lack of foresight!
Fucking hell mate, going on hard with the resentment here :lol:
I said 9 times out of 10, I was genuinely pleased for my mate natalie when she got preggers, its just the rest of them are tedious fuckwits I went to school with, all of whom have never had anything interesting to say, thats multiplied tenfold since they shat out their awful, fetid spawn

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:55 am
by JBoy
How ever did humanity survive before it descended into such narcissistic attention seeking madness?

Posting pics of your newest spawn on a daily basis for anyone to see . Complaining about how hard your 9-5 job is when you're clearly spending 99% of your day online. No matter how the weather is, complain about it either way. Xfactor gets more attention and publicity than the troubles in syria. Constant fishing for sympathy in pointless statuses. All these things are deemed normal. This is humanity in 2012, well done and pat yourselves on the back in the name of progress.

Also what particle-jim is saying is so true. Why should we be made to care because some tart pops one out after a one night stand?? Humans have been doing this for thousands of years and I wish stupid women would stop sympathy mongering because they were too thick to do something about it before, during or after. Yes you've had a child, have a blue peter badge for your effort.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:56 am
by wub
JBoy wrote:How ever did humanity survive before it descended into such narcissistic attention seeking madness?

Posting pics of your newest spawn on a daily basis for anyone to see . Complaining about how hard your 9-5 job is when you're clearly spending 99% of your day online. No matter how the weather is, complain about it either way. Xfactor gets more attention and publicity than the troubles in syria. Constant fishing for sympathy in pointless statuses. All these things are deemed normal. This is humanity in 2012, well done and pat yourselves on the back in the name of progress.

Also what particle-jim is saying is so true. Why should we be made to care because some tart pops one out after a one night stand?? Humans have been doing this for thousands of years and I wish stupid women would stop sympathy mongering because they were too thick to do something about it before, during or after. Yes you've had a child, have a blue peter badge for your effort.


Pop Tarts. Ha.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:57 am
by Terpit
JBoy wrote:How ever did humanity survive before it descended into such narcissistic attention seeking madness?
I reckon weve been the same for ages, just now we have the ability to spam other people

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:59 am
by __________
magma wrote:I've just had to have a little spate of unsubcribing from female friends that have just had babies...
Word, they are annoying. However, I spotted this gem earlier from one:

"
OHMYGOD. Just had a lovely shower with Oaklie and was playing with him when we got out, he then decided to pull himself up on the corner of my bed & piss all down it, as if that wasn't bad enough he then proceeded to laugh at me and take a massive poo on my bedroom carpet. After throwing him back in the shower and going back to clean it, I found that someone had already beaten me to it....THE DOG. Wally there will be no more kisses from you until forever! What kind of family am I raising?!
"

baby pisses on bed, shits on floor, dog eats it, mummy is unhappy :lol:

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:10 pm
by JBoy
I love it when fb highlights the fact that the hardest thing in a persons day is choosing what colour socks to put on in the morning.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:14 pm
by ReDead
I really hate when people start posting religion on Facebook. Fucking Christian's posting pics of dying kids saying "Jesus gonna help ya buddy" and shit like that and "prayers for so and so for being a stupid tnuc and driving 40 over the speed limit" etc.
Also atheists that do nothing besides post pictures of Neil Degrasse Tyson quotes and talk about how their atheism makes them anything more than a douche.