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The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:22 am
by diss04
Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:34 am
by spursingham
"One gay man, two lesbians, a three-legged cat and a poisoned curry plot"
Sounds like a possible title for another one of them cheesy American "comedies".
EDIT: On a separate note, how popular is curry in America?
Here in London there's an entire road with curry house after curry house.
I have about 5 curry houses, within a 10 minute walk from my house.
Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:03 am
by magma
Wow.
Just.... wow!
Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:34 am
by kay
LOL
Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:31 pm
by alfie
just needs a link to immigration and princess di and it would be the ultimate daily mail reader's article
Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:35 pm
by Pendaz
epic lols
Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:36 pm
by the acid never lies
This is now my facebook status
A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.
Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:12 pm
by bandshell
hahahaha.
Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:17 pm
by Pada
fantastic!
Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:09 pm
by ketamine
epic win
Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:17 pm
by NilsFG
Oh god
Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...
Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:31 pm
by k_k
what sort of idiot would put whole slug pellets ina someones curry, ya gotta grind em up first. and i too am also curious about how popular curry is in america
Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...
Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:54 pm
by djelements
Curry isn't really that popular in the USA, a fact which bums me out.