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I Couldn't Take Shrooms With The Spice Girls
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:48 pm
by corpsey
BABY- I'd be convinced I was in a playschool, I'd be forced to ransack my own chest of drawers for some potatos to put paint on
SCARY- I'd think she was a shrub and try to jump into her head. If I wasn't covered in cuts afterwards I'd kick the shrub until it stopped moving.
POSH- I would try to upturn her tits and pour cognac in them but they'd just tear off and I'd be covered in blue blood
SPORTY- I'd wonder why this bloke had long hair and saggy nipples and probably try and pull her cock off with a pair of pliers
GINGER- She's a ginger, that's enough.
Re: I Couldn't Take Shrooms With The Spice Girls
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:59 pm
by Jubz
Corpsey wrote:
GINGER- She's a ginger, that's enough.
As much as I am abhorred by these "people", it pains me to see you with so much hate for you're own kind. Be proud of yourself, denial will eat away at your very being.
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:07 pm
by corpsey
LOL
Re: I Couldn't Take Shrooms With The Spice Girls
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:00 pm
by echo wanderer
Corpsey wrote:
SCARY- I'd think she was a shrub and try to jump into her head. If I wasn't covered in cuts afterwards I'd kick the shrub until it stopped moving.
I think you'd be safer there.I hear that's not where her "real" thorny thicket is....
Re: I Couldn't Take Shrooms With The Spice Girls
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:43 am
by shonky
Jubscarz wrote:Corpsey wrote:
GINGER- She's a ginger, that's enough.
As much as I am abhorred by these "people", it pains me to see you with so much hate for you're own kind. Be proud of yourself, denial will eat away at your very being.
Mind you I think some Ginger on Ginger violence might be the penultimate solution for these wierd pigmentally challenged freaks.
I do apologise to any wierd, pigmentally challenged freaks that might be reading this and have been caused offense by my words but then you could cover up a bit couldn't you. Freckles are not cute
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:14 pm
by metalboxproducts
Why don't you all do something with your lives. Like end them.
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:18 pm
by metalboxproducts
I love ginger mingers.
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:04 pm
by shonky
metalboxproducts wrote:Why don't you all do something with your lives. Like end them.
Lives? Whut?
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:19 pm
by metalboxproducts
Shonky wrote:metalboxproducts wrote:Why don't you all do something with your lives. Like end them.
Lives? Whut?
Init blud!
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:11 pm
by obiwan
I wouldn't be able to take shrooms with the Spice Girls....
Because they're the Spice Girls.
I would, however, be able to take one of their Zig-ah-zig-ahs, cut it down the side take the tobacco out, fill it with bubblegum skunk (to go with their bubblegum pop) and choke on it till I didn't care.
Re: I Couldn't Take Shrooms With The Spice Girls
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:05 pm
by signus
