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Joseph-J wrote:I've just been dumped.

So I'm sending her my dick in a box, obviously.

unlikely wrote:chocolates are a bit rubbish, valentines day set menus are waste and flowers are environmentally unsound apparently

all about a couple of bottles of wine and a good meal at home

Included:

43-foot freedom cord

4Additional multi-speed end cap for use without a music player

4Universal headphone connector

4Velvet privacy pouch

4Invitation to share your favorite playlists on Club Vibe via the iTunes iMix section

Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Optimized for iPod® products and other MP3 players. Also works with laptops, home stereos, portable CD players, microphones, electric guitars - virtually any electronic audio output source with a 3.5mm jack.

Care and Cleaning: Clean after every use with adult toy cleaner, alcohol or mild soap and water. Dry thoroughly. When cleaning, keep motor, end cap and batteries away from liquids to prevent corrosion of electronic parts.

What our customers have to say:

I actually gave the OhmiBod to my best friend for her 21st birthday and she absolutely loves it! She said it works great with Madonna's new CD and she's not sure anything she could ever get me will match up to it, so she thinks she'll just get me one for my birthday too.

So thanks a lot. It was a huge hit! Emma C.

Well I obviously loved the Ohmibod!, otherwise I wouldn't have gotten one for my friend. I figured a gift that would keep on giving all year long would be the best gift to give a friend. The best part was that you lose yourself in the music. The rhythm of hearing and feeling the bass in the music takes you to a higher level of ecstasy.

If I could advise anyone who is thinking about purchasing the Ohmibod! I would tell them first that it is unlike anything that they have ever experienced, and to make sure to pick up the Hot Pink Soft-skin Sleeve, it is well worth the investment. It makes a hard toy a more sensual and soft experience. My only regret is that I didn't find you all sooner. Cassie - Oregon

...when I ordered your product I was worried it would be gimmicky... was I ever wrong. This is a "real" toy and let me tell you, it did indeed rock my world. Thanks for putting two of my favorite things together with such style and functionality. Rebecca R. - NYC

I never write these things but having just used "OhMiBod" for the first time I had to let you guys know it is simply brilliant. The whole body experience was amazing. Highly recommend to anyone who wants a new and unique way to "feel" their music. Stephania - TX

...I've fallen in love with my iPod all over again. I can't wait to get home to plug in and play my music...It's been so much fun trying out my playlists and seeing which songs work the best for me... L.D. - Boston

The really incredible thing about the OhMiBod is that it totally WORKS. Finally, a socially acceptable way for women to enjoy their bodies and music simultaneously. Looking forward to getting my hands on your next product. Tess M.C. - Boston

I received my "OhMiBod" as a shower gift. Love it!!! I am ordering one for everyone I know this Holiday season. What a fabulous idea!!! FYI to your other users: My fiancé downloaded him talking to me onto my iPod and it works even to the sound of his voice!!!!! Makes my traveling a lot less painful!!! J.N. - San Francisco

Wow. I love that it works with or without my MP3 player. I like it "with" the most.... I find having my tunes working in unison with your product not only relaxes me but allows me to escape quickly. Great idea. Angela M. Atlanta

...can't believe how well it works... The music industry should give you an honorary grammy... my music never sounded (or felt) better. S.R. - NYC

My partner and I bought a splitter so we could enjoy your product during foreplay. We can't listen to the radio any more without imagining which songs would work best... C.G. and T.G - Provincetown, Ma.

electric eliminator wrote:

forensix (mcr) wrote:Can of special brew and a battered sausage