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My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:27 am
by jaydot
for my birthday....
She went to the hospital complaining I broke her nose. They turned her away saying it was self-inflicted.
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:30 am
by fretn
explain the joke...
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:42 am
by kidshuffle
This is fucking awesome, I didn't know there was someone out there who hated stella just as much as me
Stella fucking sucks and the woman should have known it
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:55 am
by jaydot
fretn wrote:explain the joke...
In the UK it's colloquaially known as "wife-beater" as it's quite strong and known to get people a bit lary.
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:22 pm
by the acid never lies
Quit boasting you bummer
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:04 pm
by NilsFG
jaydot wrote:fretn wrote:explain the joke...
In the UK it's colloquaially known as "wife-beater" as it's quite strong and known to get people a bit lary.
Is Stella a strong beer for you guys?
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:07 pm
by HamCrescendo
lol i dont know anyone who thinks stella is a strong beer.
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:42 pm
by jaydot
danrev wrote:lol i dont know anyone who thinks stella is a strong beer.
Was is it, 5.4 or something? Strong if you have enough.
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:43 pm
by ketamine
danrev wrote:lol i dont know anyone who thinks stella is a strong beer.
Pretty strong to me.
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:45 pm
by jaydot
ketamine wrote:danrev wrote:lol i dont know anyone who thinks stella is a strong beer.
Pretty strong to me.
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:08 pm
by wolf89
ketamine wrote:danrev wrote:lol i dont know anyone who thinks stella is a strong beer.
Pretty strong to me.
Then you're drinking the wrong beer.
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:30 pm
by sirsnaf
Stella used to be 5.2%, making it one of the stronger widely available 'commercial' lagers (ie, kronnie, heineken, export etc are 5%, then carling and carlsberg are about 3%)...
however, about six months ago they redesigned their cans and sneakily reduced their percentage to 5% (i know, only 0.2% diff, but still, makes a difference)
old 5.2% stella (look at bottom left corner)
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:40 pm
by HamCrescendo
super tenants is the best cheap strong beer.
special brew tastes like thick sludgy syrup.
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:51 pm
by Pi-Krust
strong beer pah!,this is a strong beer
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:56 pm
by jdw
This 55% beer should be drank in small servings whilst exuding an endearing pseudo vigilance and reverence for Mr Stoat. This is to be enjoyed with a weather eye on the horizon for inflatable alcohol industry sizan, judgemental washed up neo-prohibitionists or any grandiloquent, ostentatious foxes.
http://www.brewdog.com/blog-article.php?id=341
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:03 pm
by NilsFG
sirsnaf wrote:Stella used to be 5.2%, making it one of the stronger widely available 'commercial' lagers (ie, kronnie, heineken, export etc are 5%, then carling and carlsberg are about 3%)...
however, about six months ago they redesigned their cans and sneakily reduced their percentage to 5% (i know, only 0.2% diff, but still, makes a difference)
old 5.2% stella (look at bottom left corner)
Still 5.2 here. But most of the commercial beers (and the other ones too really) are 5+ here
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:58 pm
by the acid never lies
Point is it tastes of sweet f' all. If all you want to do is get pissed out of your head there's cheaper ways to do it.
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:01 pm
by AxeD
Yea views on that are different in every country. Technically it isn't beer but for pilsener (probably the same as lager) it is quite strong.
But it's defintely no Houblon Chouffe, I think that's about 8/9%.
Funny post btw
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:21 pm
by clifford_-
NilsFG wrote:sirsnaf wrote:Stella used to be 5.2%, making it one of the stronger widely available 'commercial' lagers (ie, kronnie, heineken, export etc are 5%, then carling and carlsberg are about 3%)...
however, about six months ago they redesigned their cans and sneakily reduced their percentage to 5% (i know, only 0.2% diff, but still, makes a difference)
old 5.2% stella (look at bottom left corner)
Still 5.2 here. But most of the commercial beers (and the other ones too really) are 5+ here
The thing is, in england, its not uncommon for blokes to drink 15 pints of this in a night. And for some reason, it definatly makes me want to headbutt anyone that looks at me funny.
Re: My wife bought be a crate of Stella....
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:24 pm
by ashley
Love Stella. Especially for the culture and stereotypes that worship it.
Now wheres my vest...