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need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:09 pm
by Brosteppah93
Hi dubstepforum!

i would really appreciate some help from you guys on here!!! i am fairly new to producing so dont judge me too harsh plz. today we went to the music store and bought some equipment and the technician already built everything up.
the guy in the music store who helped me out and who basically told me what i should buy was really nice...but maybe he fucked me over????

i already sat down for almost 2h but i dont fuckin get these sick wobbles like in excision or downlink tracks :x :x :x

so here is my equipment maybe the guy in the store sold me shit:
for the pc i got:
- Cubase 6
- NI Komplete 7
- Waves Diamond Bundle

i also bought some analog hardware stuff:
- Virus TI 2
- Waldorf Blofeld
- Sherman Filterbank 2
- CME VX6

so what is this shit and why dont i get any fuckin wobbles??????

thx in advance!

Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:16 pm
by Sinisterbeats
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Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:34 pm
by Trichome
This is literally the worst trolling attempt I have ever seen. His username is "brosteppah93" for fucks sake.

Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:34 pm
by moki
Sinisterbeats wrote:Image
Now thats a picture!

At op. The best way to get the wobbles is to buy an api console. so unfortunately you still gotta spend another 40 to 60 grand on hardware to sound like excision and datsik.

Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:35 pm
by Trebek
^^^^ This.

Learn what your doing before you buy massive amounts of equipment. Having the best equipment in the world isn't going to make awesome music alone. You need experience, which is practice.

Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:36 pm
by moki
The guy fucked you over big time, take the shit back and get this.

http://www.apiaudio.com/1608.html

Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:42 pm
by zerbaman
Don't listen to them, they're lying, what you need to do is delete the file "system32"
This will unlock new soundwaves for your DAW

Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:43 pm
by moki
zerbaman wrote:Don't listen to them, they're lying, what you need to do is delete the file "system32"
This will unlock new soundwaves for your DAW
Shut the fuck up. how are weed gonna dominate the market when you're giving our secrets away!

Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:44 pm
by Trichome
zerbaman wrote:Don't listen to them, they're lying, what you need to do is delete the file "system32"
This will unlock new soundwaves for your DAW
The funny thing is, you can't even delete it. It doesn't let you.

Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:46 pm
by moki
If he gives himself a trogen and does it from a remote computer it will work!

I did it to my sisters computer. I erased the windows folder and she couldn't turn it back on!

Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:49 pm
by zerbaman
Trainrek wrote:
zerbaman wrote:Don't listen to them, they're lying, what you need to do is delete the file "system32"
This will unlock new soundwaves for your DAW
The funny thing is, you can't even delete it. It doesn't let you.
LIES!~

I did it once accidentally :|

BUT THEN I MADE THE NASTIEST BEAT EVER!!!!!!

Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:51 pm
by Trichome
offtopic i know.

the best thing to do is screenshot the desktop, then set the screenshot as the background. then delete all the desktop icons. go into task manager to end "explorer.exe" so the real taskbar disappears.

then sit and watch them frantically clicking everything :corndance: :corndance: :corndance: :corndance: :corndance: :corndance: :corndance: :corndance:

Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:56 pm
by Sinisterbeats
to sound like datsik and excision you need to get a sonic array helmet to transmit the sounds from your head to your DAW.
Heres a pic of Datsik himself at work so you can check out his setup
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Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:08 pm
by moki
aaaaaaahahaahaha. I love this thread.

Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:48 pm
by zerbaman
Sinisterbeats wrote:to sound like datsik and excision you need to get a sonic array helmet to transmit the sounds from your head to your DAW.
Heres a pic of Datsik himself at work so you can check out his setup
Image
I'm pretty sure that's Burial making the filthiest bass ever.

Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:53 pm
by benjam
Sinisterbeats wrote: Image
How the fuck do you keep getting in my studio sinister???

Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:32 pm
by Nacklewicket
:D

Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:20 pm
by JemGrover
Reg' on a rampage.

(How many beginners know what a Waldorf Blofeld is?!)


....Question is, who is it!

Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:28 pm
by nitzdaking
Trainrek wrote:This is literally the worst trolling attempt I have ever seen. His username is "brosteppah93" for fucks sake.

Re: need help!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:55 pm
by REAP3RMusic
zerbaman wrote:Don't listen to them, they're lying, what you need to do is delete the file "system32"
This will unlock new soundwaves for your DAW
In soviet russia, system32 deletes you!