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...to releasing your stool? ive had a vast google search and could not find any information, i ask out of need not out of jest. I ate an off dinner last week and havent been since. im a little worried to say the least, a visit to my gp has been booked but they are not in the area at the moment and am to shy to visit an unfamiliar doctor.

cityzen wrote:

wtf is the last one
EDIT: damn ive already been warned about posting dirty pictures but i know what the last thing looks like

fig

Gewze wrote:

cityzen wrote:

wtf is the last one

Assss holeeee.

apmje wrote:

Gewze wrote:

cityzen wrote:

wtf is the last one

Assss holeeee.

hole in one

ffs can you really not find this out on the internet anywhere apart from a music forum

eat your veggies.

chew your food really well.

drink the cheapest vodka you can find, that will make you shit for sure.

YES THIS THREAD IS THE TITS MAKE MORE LIKE IT

laxido. or youre constipated.. prepare for pain

insert and turn handle


till something comes out.

Get some laxitives. Glycerin suppositories should do the job. Just ask the person for a reciept, as if to say 'yo brag, dees aren't for me, I need a receipt as proof of purchase so the person who they are for know how much money to give me, ya dig brah?'

ask your mum to have a look

often its nowhere as awkward as it should be

Get someone to fuck you up your ass.

with an ice cream scoop

thai food. preferrably the spicest. always clears me out.

Just tell it "who's the boss" and push.

WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR? WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR? WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR?

Smoke a cig

Kochari wrote:Smoke a cig

Holy fuck YES.

I ALWAYS need a shit after a feg, apart the times when I don't. But If I have shit in my colon, then it will make me want to do it, whenever I smoke a feg.

LITERALLY.