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First World Problems

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:20 am
by ketamine
Too much money in wallet: it won't close

2 great girlfriends: can't pick one

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Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:24 am
by Duffman
Deciding whether to stay in bed for another 15 minutes or have a shower.

Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:43 am
by volcanogeorge
Having loads of food in the fridge and not being able to decide what to eat for tea.

Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:47 am
by faust.dtc
Image

Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:49 am
by ketamine
:lol:

Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:53 am
by RandomEyez
Having the day off work tomorrow and deciding whether or not to go to bed now or drink a second bottle of wine and lie in til whenever

Hmmmmm, thanks to trusted cork screw tis no longer a problem :P

Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:56 am
by RandomEyez
And :lol: to that first world problem shit. If you imagine his face sayin in it like a whining bitch almost in tears it does kinda put things in perspective

Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:03 am
by noam
still haven't banged my mates little sister... but she started sex chatting me today and i got a boner

and fapped

Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:03 am
by noam
she literally just messaged me again now...

shit...

the guilt

Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:11 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
noam wrote:still haven't banged my mates little sister... but she started sex chatting me today and i got a boner
:cornlol: :cornlol: :cornlol:

Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:15 am
by RandomEyez
Did you not mention this a while back, to help yer moral compass decide if it was right or wrong?

Needless to say u were given the go ahead!

If this a problem, you know the solution. Just remember to be a gentleman 8)

Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:17 am
by noam
ye mentioned it a while back

she sent me a naughty pic

i fapped, felt super guilty, didn't talk to her for like a week lol

Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:29 am
by RandomEyez
Hahaha!!

just urban dictionary'd what "fapped" means

:cornlol:

fair play to ya

Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:02 am
by wolf89
noam wrote:ye mentioned it a while back

she sent me a naughty pic

i fapped, felt super guilty, didn't talk to her for like a week lol
do what i would do

Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:49 am
by wormcode
Hard drive is totally full with useful samples, shit, gotta buy another one.

Too much vinyl taking up space, had to put some older bits in temperature controlled storage.

I want to see the pic noam is talking about, but I know he won't post it.

Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:32 am
by noam
you're right i definitely wont

Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:58 am
by wormcode
But if it's close to my definition of "naughty" then just do eeet (her, not post pic)


Weighing pros and cons for sleeping with a hot young minx or not. Should be added

Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:27 am
by wub
Honestly can't think of anything to spend my £324 expenses return on, so am going to have to put it toward my holiday to Peru for next year.

Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:28 am
by knell
wub wrote:Honestly can't think of anything to spend my £324 expenses return on, so am going to have to put it toward my holiday to Peru for next year.
peru, eh? take me with you, let's make a field day of it.

Re: Good Problems To Have

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:32 am
by wub
knell wrote:
wub wrote:Honestly can't think of anything to spend my £324 expenses return on, so am going to have to put it toward my holiday to Peru for next year.
peru, eh? take me with you, let's make a field day of it.

Aye, me and the missus are doing the Inca trail sometime next year, probably April-ish. Machu Picchu baby!