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Sick jokes....
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:57 pm
by kingjake
Everyone loves a sick joke.
I'm Not sure if racist jokes are sick i think there just racist so there not realy counted.
Get some posted
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:59 pm
by pk-
what's the difference between an apple and a baby?
i don't cum all over the apple before i eat it
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:17 pm
by kingjake
ha ha ha ha.
Q whats worse than micheal jackson putting your kids to bed
A Ian huntley giving them a bath first
Q whats the best thing about having sex with 26 year olds?
A there is 20 of them.
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:21 pm
by shonky
Kingjake wrote:Q whats worse than micheal jackson putting your kids to bed
A Ian huntley giving them a bath first
Q:What's worse than Ian Huntley giving them a bath?
A: Harold Shipman giving them their shots
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:57 pm
by skavoovie_blind9
Q Why did hitler kill himself?
A Because he got his gas bill
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:22 pm
by thump rat
How do you get a baby in a jar?
Blender
How do you get it out?
Doritos!
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Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
To see its facial expression.
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What you call a baby with a fork in its head?
DINNER!
Out to the going to hell crew!
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:59 pm
by el sudor
What do you call two dead manchester utd supporters?
Holly & Jessica
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:46 am
by the wiggle baron
El Sudor wrote:What do you call two dead manchester utd supporters?
Holly & Jessica
...oh my god we have a winner
Im not entirely sure if this is a joke, but i heard it somewhere. Whats the best part of sex with toddlers? The sound of their pelvis cracking.
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:13 am
by Jennifer
The Wiggle Baron wrote:
...oh my god we have a winner
Im not entirely sure if this is a joke, but i heard it somewhere. Whats the best part of sex with toddlers? The sound of their pelvis cracking.
that's awful!
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:18 am
by prisoner
what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadillac?
ain't no cadillac in my garage!
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:24 am
by tempest
havent got a joke.. but this is the thread of the year
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:12 am
by stormfield
what's the difference between Maddy and the Pope?
the pope's a virgin
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:31 am
by forensix (mcr)
Why did the McCanns cross the road?
That's where they left their children
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:38 am
by Rob H
whats the difference between whores and onions?
i don't cry when i cut up whores
how do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
nail its other hand to the floor
how do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?
stab them all with a pitchfork
whats better then having sex with a 5 year old boy against barbed wire?
nothing
sorry
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:45 am
by Jennifer
CFour wrote:whats the difference between whores and onions?
i don't cry when i cut up whores
how do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
nail its other hand to the floor
how do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?
stab them all with a pitchfork
whats better then having sex with a 5 year old boy against barbed wire?
nothing
sorry
awful jokes but it did make me laugh that you put 'sorry' at the end.
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:28 pm
by forensix (mcr)
How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?
pick it up and suck it's dick
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:40 pm
by rekordah
forensix (mcr) wrote:How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?
pick it up and suck it's dick
DID YOU?
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:03 pm
by forensix (mcr)
rekorder wrote:forensix (mcr) wrote:How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?
pick it up and suck it's dick
DID YOU?
DID YOU?
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:06 pm
by rekordah
forensix (mcr) wrote:rekorder wrote:forensix (mcr) wrote:How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?
pick it up and suck it's dick
DID YOU?
DID YOU?
Yes
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:21 pm
by skavoovie_blind9
rekorder wrote:forensix (mcr) wrote:How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?
pick it up and suck it's dick
DID YOU?
Wtf? that aint even a joke but I still pissed myself for some reason.