for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:07 pm
would you let ronaldo do a run up and kick a ball in ur nans face?
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Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:08 pm
no
Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:11 pm
DRTY wrote:no
Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:12 pm
yes, im not getting hurt. plus i could probably make money off the youtube video.
Use the money to put my nans face back in place.
Use the money to put my nans face back in place.
Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:14 pm
I would if it was my brother, or mum or something but not my nan. Nan is up there with my cats. Harm them; pay with your life.
Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:14 pm
Would I have to pay for the cost of digging up/reburying either of my nans out of the £20,000, or would Ronaldo be taking care of any additional costs incurred?
Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:17 pm
wub wrote:Would I have to pay for the cost of digging up/reburying either of my nans out of the £20,000, or would Ronaldo be taking care of any additional costs incurred?
This was EXACTLY my first thought.
Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:21 pm
He can do it to my dead nan who was cremated.
Not the live one .
Not the live one .
Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:24 pm
both my nans were cremated, he can go kick a ball at their urns if he wants
Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:25 pm
I'd ask my Nan if he could first and then tell her I'll give her half of the money, which I'll tell her will only be £5,000.
£2,500 finders fee. £2,500 to her. Other £15,000, she doesn't need to know about.
£2,500 finders fee. £2,500 to her. Other £15,000, she doesn't need to know about.
Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:08 pm
For £20,00 I'd wager he couldn't kick a ball through 6 feet of earth.
Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:15 pm
ok if its not your nan, then it has to be your mother
Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:23 pm
My mom can decide for herself whether she wants to take the ball to the face. It's not my face.Sheff wrote:ok if its not your nan, then it has to be your mother
Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:30 pm
i'd let all my friends and family simultaneously take ronaldo's balls to their face if i ended up 20 grand richer
Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:30 pm
the part of the deal is that you have to decide wether to phone ronaldo and toe-pong a ball into her face
you cant ruin the suprise for her, ronaldos gonna do it like when shes out hanging the washing or something
you cant ruin the suprise for her, ronaldos gonna do it like when shes out hanging the washing or something
Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:31 pm
Can't be adding caveats halfway through the discussion, mate.
Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:44 pm
Only if he agrees to dig up her ashes and reconstitute her face first.
Then yeah, cool.
Edit: Bugger, wub made this joke first. Feels like the forum should give you the QI buzzer before you repeat someone else's point.
Then yeah, cool.
Edit: Bugger, wub made this joke first. Feels like the forum should give you the QI buzzer before you repeat someone else's point.
Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:46 pm
on behalf of wub:
Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:47 pm
Yes. Insurance will cover costs.
Re: for £20,000
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:18 pm
pikeymobile wrote:i'd let all my friends and family simultaneously take ronaldo's balls to their face if i ended up 20 grand richer
