trying to have sex with a limp dick; usually out of desperation or intoxication
"oh we didn't have sex last night, he was too wasted. if we did, it just woulda been a lot of smushing."
OP, I'd consider drinking less if this is happening on the regular.
Re: Post the song you just listened to while smushing
trying to have sex with a limp dick; usually out of desperation or intoxication
"oh we didn't have sex last night, he was too wasted. if we did, it just woulda been a lot of smushing."
OP, I'd consider drinking less if this is happening on the regular.
or go see a doctor
Re: Post the song you just listened to while smushing
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:24 am
by magma
Isn't smushing what you do to slices of banana in a milkshake?
I hope she's clever enough not to come back for another round. Ugh, really, we're doing this now?
Re: Post the song you just listened to while smushing
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:25 am
by wub
magma wrote:Isn't smushing what you do to slices of banana in a milkshake?
Banana? In a milkshake?
Re: Post the song you just listened to while smushing
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:28 am
by Electric_Head
it sounds like your dry humped your cabbage patch doll
Re: Post the song you just listened to while smushing
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:35 am
by Forum
The words smushing and destroyed don't belong together
Re: Post the song you just listened to while smushing
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:37 am
by wub
Re: Post the song you just listened to while smushing
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:01 pm
by AxeD
This thread reeks of hair gel and spray-on tan.
and for some reason schnitzel.
Re: Post the song you just listened to while smushing
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:03 pm
by noam
OP should vacate forum
Re: Post the song you just listened to while smushing
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:08 pm
by lloydnoise
that is the kind of music to have sex with rich old men to
well done
Re: Post the song you just listened to while smushing
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:12 pm
by noam
lloydnoise wrote:that is the kind of music to have sex with rich old men to
well done
????
Re: Post the song you just listened to while smushing
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:20 pm
by lloydnoise
noam wrote:
lloydnoise wrote:that is the kind of music to have sex with rich old men to
well done
????
Re: Post the song you just listened to while smushing
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:50 pm
by magma
AxeD wrote:and for some reason schnitzel.
Now I want Schnitzel.
Re: Post the song you just listened to while smushing
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:53 pm
by ketamine
AxeD wrote:This thread reeks of hair gel and spray-on tan.
and for some reason schnitzel.
Re: Post the song you just listened to while smushing
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:53 pm
by Comfi
I like to listen to short pop songs when I smush so that I can finish at the same time as the music.
