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when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:51 pm
by ezza
been at my moms house for a month now, i dont really know anyone and she lives like a 30 min taxi from the closest place you can go out

need to step up my game - im useless in the country

so yeah?

anyone else having a shit month, or a good one? feel free to rub it in

also anyone got any tips on pulling country girls?

my shirts are indistinguishable from theirs and they have no interest in my vinyl only releases from berlin -q-

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:52 pm
by wolf89
Agent 47 wrote:been at my moms house for a month now, i dont really know anyone and she lives like a 30 min taxi from the closest place you can go out
This is exactly the situation I am in too :(

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:57 pm
by jaydot
Plenty of whorehouses in Bristol, are there not?

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:58 pm
by Mammoth
I got some last night but she was ugly and annoying as hell. It's been a month since a good lay though :(

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:58 pm
by Mason
i was getting close with this girl at uni then had to come home to the rasclart countryside so in same position but gonna have to text an ex and have secret relations loool

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:04 pm
by gwa
can't be arsed having sex so it's been 3 weeks or so. had a few blow jobs since then but just not in the mood.

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:05 pm
by gwa
i guess it's been a good month but i've been turning it down innit.

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:06 pm
by jaydot
gwa wrote:i guess it's been a good month but i've been turning it down innit.
Fighting them off with stick?

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:08 pm
by sigbowls
200 years ago

im a vampire

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:09 pm
by gwa
sigh, without sounding big headed, pretty much.

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:13 pm
by AxeD
gwa wrote:sigh, without sounding big headed
Too late.
























Count it.

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:14 pm
by gwa
i'm sure when i can be arsed again i'll give you all some more gwantics

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:15 pm
by nousd
@Agent: maybe if you didn't wear blouses

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:17 pm
by ezza
jaydot wrote:Plenty of whorehouses in Bristol, are there not?
im not in bristol atm lol

thought i made my problem clear in my post

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:19 pm
by jaydot
Oh I thought when you said "she" you were refering to your gf in 3rd person.

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:23 pm
by titchbit
why a 30 minute taxi? got no car?

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:24 pm
by ezza
jaydot wrote:Oh I thought when you said "she" you were refering to your gf in 3rd person.
you thought i was referring to my mom as my girlfriend :lol:

and nah debunked i got banned lol i actually have a car here. managed to not drive it yet, quite proud of myself

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:26 pm
by Mason
:cornlol: how did you get b&?

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:32 pm
by syrup
quite a while ago

Re: when was the last time you got some

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:40 pm
by Sexual_Chocolate
johney wrote:quite a while ago