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Soreen malt loaf
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:31 pm
by maori-nick
Its like a chewy orgasm with raisens.
my jaw actually aches from chewin.
Re: Soreen malt loaf
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:32 pm
by diss04
Maori-Nick wrote:Its like a chewy orgasm with raisens.
my jaw actually aches from chewin.
chewy orgasm with raisens?
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:36 pm
by maori-nick
Yeah its like sex in the mouth.
Except not really sexual in any way apart from the taste being compared to something as glorious as thrusting with my winkle.
Into my gf.
without raisens.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:40 pm
by diss04
without raisens?
thats no fucking fun is it.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:41 pm
by dr ddd
i love it
sorreen that is... to EAT!
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:42 pm
by maori-nick
Diss04 wrote:without raisens?
thats no fucking fun is it.
It would just be awkward i think.
I tried cheerios once, dident go down at all well.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:42 pm
by badger
nothing better than a sexy slice of soreen and butter
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:47 pm
by dr ddd
badger wrote:nothing better than a sexy slice of soreen and butter
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:50 pm
by thief
dr ddd wrote:badger wrote:nothing better than a sexy slice of soreen and butter
2 sexy slices of soreen and butter (with a massive slab of ham inbetween)?
Re: Soreen malt loaf
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:51 pm
by vonboyage
Maori-Nick wrote:Its like a chewy orgasm with raisens.
my jaw actually aches from chewin.
Lol, how did you know to try this
I know say the man @ the local shop gave you one of these on ur birthday or suttin, then u were hooked & kept buying them.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:52 pm
by maori-nick
dunno been eating it when i were younger on the rare occasion and then last year when me student loan came in i went abit overboard in sainsbury's and thats where the addiction started.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:53 pm
by vonboyage
Maori-Nick wrote:last year when me student loan came in i went abit overboard in sainsbury's
Haha, i can imagine it well.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:56 pm
by maori-nick
yeah i shafted meself over in debt as well cause i spent the money meant for me accomodation on Air force 1's and hats.
i have to work at matalan now...the shame.
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:05 am
by badger
Maori-Nick wrote:i have to work at matalan now...the shame.
lol gutted. my ex worked at matalan for a few days until she couldn't stand it and never went in again
and i'm sorry to say that i think the one place that ham is not welcome is between soreen. i can't believe i just said that
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:06 am
by maori-nick
Lol
ham would be unwise to choose to positition itself between that fruity loaf.
let us never speak of it again.
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:08 am
by diss04
i worked in the outback aussie restaurants and left for arguing about them putting sheilas on the door of the womens toilet.
getting smart is said, 'what if theyre called susan?'
wasnt my greatest line but still. gotta take the wheat with the chaff, init
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:10 am
by dr ddd
eh?!
i think i've lost the power of comprehension recently
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:12 am
by dr ddd
this could possibly be fixed by soreen...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:12 am
by badger
dr ddd wrote:this could possibly be fixed by soreen...
what can't?
i'm amazed no-one has tried introducing it to the middle east
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:15 am
by diss04
ever hear about people fighting just to make up again? call me sceptical, but i dont think thats whats happening in the middle east.
arise, sir jimmy carr.
