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Relationship or Sex problems? Ask Dr Yompa
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:24 pm
by dr yompa
Hello my children.
I hope you are all exceedingly well and splendidly content with your sexual interactions and matters of love.
But if you're not, i'm here for you!
Let me - Dr Yompa, doctor of love, provide some solutions to your dilemmas.
Totally free of charge!
So feel free to ask away. Anything you want. Don't be afraid. In my 25 years of practicing love doctoring i've heard it all.
Respect, peace and love to you all.
xx
PS. Don't forget to check my show on sub fm:
http://dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=627584#627584
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:48 pm
by djelements
I like it when girls pee on me. Is this wrong?
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:49 pm
by tempest
Hi Dr Yompa,
I've spent years dealing with my oversized black testicles. A slab of concrete was dropped on my nards as a child and now women run at the sight of my blackened, large, prune looking testies.
Plz help.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:52 pm
by ytee
someone once told me it's not herpes if it's all over....is this true?
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:55 pm
by dr yompa
DJelements wrote:I like it when girls pee on me. Is this wrong?
You should have heard the show today. We had a listener asking if it was ok to do 2 girls one Cup with her boyfriend because he asked her really nicely.
As i said at the time, poo love is wrong.
But as for watersports go, the issue ain't so clear cut.
I'd ask yourself a these few questions:
Are you drinking enough water?
Did your mother ever pee on you as a child?
Is a golden shower actually any better than a real shower?
Are you japanese?
Think about these things a bit. I'm sure you'll feel much better.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:56 pm
by dr yompa
tempest wrote:Hi Dr Yompa,
I've spent years dealing with my oversized black testicles. A slab of concrete was dropped on my nards as a child and now women run at the sight of my blackened, large, prune looking testies.
Plz help.
Ok, first off, surgery isn't an option. There are far too many people today trying to compensate their physical shortcomings under the knife.
Second, i'd like to say this: there are websites.
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:03 am
by dr yompa
ytee wrote:someone once told me it's not herpes if it's all over....is this true?
you're not clear here. alll over what?
you and her?
your body?
i'll answer both questions:
if you and her are over then herpes if not all over. herpes can be real no matter how real it isn't. and you can't rely on herpes to try to maintain the relationship. especially not when it's all over. see your medical doctor if you have more questions. i'm pretty sure this ain't a matter of love, L.O.V.E
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:30 am
by dr yompa
any more quesstions? step right up.
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:09 am
by nesslei
what constitutes a qualified sexologist?
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:44 am
by cal
Dear Dr Yompa,
I usually draw for the Rohypnol once i see a date isn't going in the right direction. Does this make me a fiend?
regards
"little shy rapist"
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:45 am
by wub
It's not rape.
It's surprise sex.
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:58 am
by shane
dear dr whatshisname
should i do my friend's ex? should i tell him first?
thanks,
shane
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:19 am
by nousd
Dear Dr Youngpoo
Why are pubes curly and can I use Viagra to straighten them?
No long, drawn-out answers please.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:20 am
by drksteppa
LOL @ THIS THREAD!
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:20 am
by nousd
Ah, Doc
I meant the ones I find between me teeth.
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:25 am
by misk
Dear dr. Yompa,
Can you reccomend a good cure for forhead-penis? i seem to have one growing out of my forehead, and even when i file it down, it eventually grows back. im at my wit's end, and its starting to affect my social life!
yours,
misk
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:37 am
by elbe
Dear Dr Yompa
I enjoy trying to fit my penis into the vaginal entrance of ever incrasingly small animals. It started about a year ago when I found myself wondering what it would be like entering a fresian cow. After this experiance I had to try out other farmyard creatures. Then I moved onto domesticated pets, recently I split a hamster in half.
My question is, should I tell my sister that her hamster is dead or should I just get a new one from the pet shop? will she be able to tell the difference?
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:40 am
by nousd
He must be out playing golf.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:43 am
by elbe
SD5 wrote:He must be out playing golf.

fucking surgery hours are ridiculous these days. I need help quick, my sis will be back from school soon!
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:51 am
by nousd
Fuck'n oath!
If this quack doesn't get back soon I'm gonna operate on Misk's head.
(Note I didn't say sit on Misk's head)
