Is There A Split In Dubstep?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:16 pm
It's been a while since we had a 20 page thread where everyone slags each other off in the name of wobble.
I'd like to kick things off by saying that wobble is for morons and that Jubscarz smells of piss.
Moreover, I'd like to affirm that Hessle Audio might as well press their tunes up onto toilet paper instead of vinyl and have done with it, and furthermore that my arsehole is full of vinyl and blood.
Crazy D says ''Woah woah woah'' a lot. In future he should say ''Crash bang wallop'' instead, and wear a tank top.
There are too many rewind buttons on cassette players, and not enough reloads in ''Raw Deal'', considering how many bullets he must be firing.
50% of the dubstep community is ugly, the other 50% are genetially superior and should herd the other lot into giant ''Close Concentration'' camps where everyone listens to the t++ remix of ''Death is Not Final'' and furrows their brows thoughtfully, to death.
On top of all this, Burial is hideously ugly. I mean seriously- that is a face only a mother could look at without attempting to put it in a baking tray to cook it for half an hour. Burial you ugly bastard I am calling you out.
Any American that tries to make dubstep is not only FAT but also EVIL. Anyone caught eating a hamburger within ten miles of a dubstep night must be wrapped up in a gigantic portion of fish and chips and drowned in bulldog corpses.
The music's too loud. Turn that fucking racket down you whippersnappers.
Why is it whenever I'm at a dubstep night somebody somewhere is murdering a child? Tells you a lot about the state this music's in in 2010, doesn't it?
I'd like to kick things off by saying that wobble is for morons and that Jubscarz smells of piss.
Moreover, I'd like to affirm that Hessle Audio might as well press their tunes up onto toilet paper instead of vinyl and have done with it, and furthermore that my arsehole is full of vinyl and blood.
Crazy D says ''Woah woah woah'' a lot. In future he should say ''Crash bang wallop'' instead, and wear a tank top.
There are too many rewind buttons on cassette players, and not enough reloads in ''Raw Deal'', considering how many bullets he must be firing.
50% of the dubstep community is ugly, the other 50% are genetially superior and should herd the other lot into giant ''Close Concentration'' camps where everyone listens to the t++ remix of ''Death is Not Final'' and furrows their brows thoughtfully, to death.
On top of all this, Burial is hideously ugly. I mean seriously- that is a face only a mother could look at without attempting to put it in a baking tray to cook it for half an hour. Burial you ugly bastard I am calling you out.
Any American that tries to make dubstep is not only FAT but also EVIL. Anyone caught eating a hamburger within ten miles of a dubstep night must be wrapped up in a gigantic portion of fish and chips and drowned in bulldog corpses.
The music's too loud. Turn that fucking racket down you whippersnappers.
Why is it whenever I'm at a dubstep night somebody somewhere is murdering a child? Tells you a lot about the state this music's in in 2010, doesn't it?
