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sorry i just had to post this headline.... it came up on hotmail.

being married to jordan must make you do weird things lol.

I think he was into wierd things to begin with.....the marriage to Jordan proves that.

sounds like a brass eye headline to me

"portillo's wife defends crack habit"

Mysterious Girl >>> Bob Marley

FACT.

God bless him and his suntanned six pack.


Although Sid Owen had a really good go at taking Peter's white king of reggae crown, unfortunately the British public were too uncultured to fully appreciate the genius of this:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QQlAdaDZaWw

You can stuff your Alborosie's up badger's hole.

datura wrote:Mysterious Girl >>> Bob Marley

FACT.

God bless him and his suntanned six pack.


Although Sid Owen had a really good go at taking Peter's white king of reggae crown, unfortunately the British public were too uncultured to fully appreciate the genius of this:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QQlAdaDZaWw

You can stuff your Alborosie's up badger's hole.

LOL. i can remember that song clearly without even clicking the link

"sid owen alongside chuckie star"

Peter Andre, he's some welsh poof ain't e?

SD5 wrote:Peter Andre, he's some welsh poof ain't e?

He Australia's foremost musical genius, closely followed by Craig Machlachlan and his valiant attempt to channel the deep delta blues

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e2ZW_uTlhEQ

STREWTH!

God bless you Australia

Are yu sure, we've never heard of him down here.
Don't blame us till yu see his passport.
As for the other bloke, Rolf (dirty bugger) & Kyles...they're the convicts' revenge.

i'm almost completely sure that peter andre's six pack did turn in fact morph into plastic for the duration of the 'running out of the sea' scene

I thought this was going to be a post exposing Peter Andres secret musical genius. But due to his disturbing plastic physique his record company forced him into a lifetime of pop based horror.

SD5 wrote:Are yu sure, we've never heard of him down here.
Don't blame us till yu see his passport.
As for the other bloke, Rolf (dirty bugger) & Kyles...they're the convicts' revenge.

what's rolf been up to - i thought he was sin free.?

Rolf Harris has left the fickle world of pop for a career in the fine arts and portraiture. Having always trusted british paints, he further cemented Anglo/Antipodean relations by painting your Queen. With Housepaint. Her Portrait. Not the Queen.

alfie wrote:sounds like a brass eye headline to me

"portillo's wife defends crack habit"

" 'Last One on drugs is a Queer', yells Portillo"

geiom wrote:

SD5 wrote:Are yu sure, we've never heard of him down here.
Don't blame us till yu see his passport.
As for the other bloke, Rolf (dirty bugger) & Kyles...they're the convicts' revenge.

what's rolf been up to - i thought he was sin free.?

http://www.birdofprey.co.uk/cb002aug99.htm

Tie yr kangaroo down sport.

(been creeplike stroking the hair of and coming on to young lasses has Mr Harris...probably just dementia but)

Tomity wrote:I thought this was going to be a post exposing Peter Andres secret musical genius. But due to his disturbing plastic physique his record company forced him into a lifetime of pop based horror.

this

Whenever I read this thread title, I get a vison of Peter Andre in a big block of cheese, rather like Han Solo in Carbonite. Weird.

kins83 wrote:Whenever I read this thread title, I get a vison of Peter Andre in a big block of cheese, rather like Han Solo in Carbonite. Weird.

i thought exactly the same thing - i think it must be a friday thing

she shud wash herself before she forces poor peter inside her, i bet its like a battered wedge of old cheddar down there

geiom wrote:what's rolf been up to - i thought he was sin free.?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=V2d43ie9Mx0