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Health Benefits of Dubstep?

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:36 am
by fullyrecordingz
:? I heard it makes you live longer?

Better orgasms? :)

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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:45 am
by ST100
Dubstep is really bad for your health.

but you're right about one thing, better orgasms, both women and men.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:05 am
by altered state
i heard the low hertz sine waves actually bends the space time fabric and makes dubstep listeners live milliseconds longer than everyone else.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:08 am
by ekulmor
Altered State wrote:i heard the low hertz sine waves actually bends the space time fabric and makes dubstep listeners live milliseconds longer than everyone else.
source?

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:10 am
by ST100
Ekulmor wrote:
Altered State wrote:i heard the low hertz sine waves actually bends the space time fabric and makes dubstep listeners live milliseconds longer than everyone else.
source?
http://www.iheardthelowhertzsinewavesactuallybendsthespacetimefabricandmakesdubsteplistenerslivemillisecondslongerthaneveryoneelse.com

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:10 am
by DZA
Ekulmor wrote:
Altered State wrote:i heard the low hertz sine waves actually bends the space time fabric and makes dubstep listeners live milliseconds longer than everyone else.
source?
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:32 am
by cyrusfx
dubstep actually makes you healthier because it makes your neurons work out, becoming stronger, thus increasing their elasticity, and shit.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:24 am
by madmeesh
All cats purr at a very low frequency, between 20 - 25 hz which has been observed to promote bone and tendon growth. So...if you think cats heal humans, dubstep probably does too.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:30 pm
by kizza2435
mattron wrote:
Ekulmor wrote:
Altered State wrote:i heard the low hertz sine waves actually bends the space time fabric and makes dubstep listeners live milliseconds longer than everyone else.
source?
http://www.iheardthelowhertzsinewavesactuallybendsthespacetimefabricandmakesdubsteplistenerslivemillisecondslongerthaneveryoneelse.com
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:36 pm
by retinoise
lol!

I dunno abouts yous guys... but I've been having the best BMs since I started listening.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:00 pm
by cosmic revenge
dubstep is actually as detrimental to your health as methamphetamines

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:02 pm
by ytee
Go and get your O face.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:29 pm
by xirrus
Went to a Dubforms show out here in Vancouver. The Bass was heavy and raw that it actually moved one of the kidney stones I thought was long gone. It floored me.. True story... No Joke.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:56 pm
by did
i got prescribed sub bass as a cure for aids

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:03 pm
by werd2jah
im sure if yu have an earwax problem the bass would help loosen it

that or stimulate the production of more earwax

so its either or :lol:

plus i remember a thread awhile back with a link to guys myspace who hates dubstep fior some ungodly reason

he quoted, if im not mistaken, that dubstep's bass frequencies kills brain cells?!?!

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:24 pm
by ST100
xirrus wrote:Went to a Dubforms show out here in Vancouver. The Bass was heavy and raw that it actually moved one of the kidney stones I thought was long gone. It floored me.. True story... No Joke.
I hope thats true.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:24 pm
by joe muggs
Dubstep is my laxative.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:48 pm
by xirrus
mattron wrote:
xirrus wrote:Went to a Dubforms show out here in Vancouver. The Bass was heavy and raw that it actually moved one of the kidney stones I thought was long gone. It floored me.. True story... No Joke.
I hope thats true.
I'm dead serious. Wasn't a fun 24-48 hours of pain after that... :( . Was kinda choked I had to leave early because I was in to much pain.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:23 pm
by ST100
xirrus wrote:
mattron wrote:
xirrus wrote:Went to a Dubforms show out here in Vancouver. The Bass was heavy and raw that it actually moved one of the kidney stones I thought was long gone. It floored me.. True story... No Joke.
I hope thats true.
I'm dead serious. Wasn't a fun 24-48 hours of pain after that... :( . Was kinda choked I had to leave early because I was in to much pain.
damn. so you were just skankin' out and then you just dropped,
I've never had a kidney stone but I heard women say it hurts worse than pregnancy...... :o

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:27 pm
by ytee
mattron wrote:
xirrus wrote:
mattron wrote:
xirrus wrote:Went to a Dubforms show out here in Vancouver. The Bass was heavy and raw that it actually moved one of the kidney stones I thought was long gone. It floored me.. True story... No Joke.
I hope thats true.
I'm dead serious. Wasn't a fun 24-48 hours of pain after that... :( . Was kinda choked I had to leave early because I was in to much pain.
damn. so you were just skankin' out and then you just dropped,
I've never had a kidney stone but I heard women say it hurts worse than pregnancy...... :o
I've never had one, but I'd rather be shot.