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C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

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Saw this on reddit and thought some of you peeps would enjoy.

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that is fucking genius

lol

no lol, that is terrible

lol the funny thing is that its right. there no mistakes maken in the joke. Chapeau

R wrote:there no mistakes maken in the joke. Chapeau

what's brown and rhymes with snoop?

dr dre

hahahahaha funny!

good old music nerd jokes. So the trumpet player says "yeah, about that gig..."

This takes so long to process when your tired, love it though read it somewhere else before

nice! thats actually not a bad exercise for learning intervals...

Haha vair clever

TeReKeTe wrote:


good old music nerd jokes. So the trumpet player says "yeah, about that gig..."

Did you hear about the violinist who told the orchestra he could play 64th notes? Nobody believed him, so he played one.

What do you do to get the drummer to leave your front door?






























pay him for the pizza.

this one was actually a part of an old soundfont player vst synth...

what do you call a producer that breaks up with his girlfriend????




























































homeless

Q: How many DJs does it take to screw in a light bulb?





























A: 23. Two to hold the ladder, one to climb the ladder and screw it in, and the rest sitting there with their arms folded and thinking they could do it better.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?





A flat miner