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If your penis / vagina could talk... what would it say?

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:38 pm
by reverend dale
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:41 pm
by djelements
"Touch me."

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:43 pm
by DZA
"I Am God"

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:43 pm
by jaybird
hmm.. i think my penor wuld say...



















thanks :D

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:46 pm
by kamala
jaybird wrote:hmm.. i think my penor wuld say...

thanks :D
tell him he's welcome ;)

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:48 pm
by djelements
kamala wrote:
jaybird wrote:hmm.. i think my penor wuld say...

thanks :D
tell him he's welcome ;)
OH YOU TWO CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF.

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:49 pm
by reverend dale
DJelements wrote:
kamala wrote:
jaybird wrote:hmm.. i think my penor wuld say...

thanks :D
tell him he's welcome ;)
OH YOU TWO CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF.
:lol:

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:28 pm
by jaybird
DJelements wrote:OH YOU TWO CAN FUCK
I knows, its awesome too.. :D

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:34 pm
by reverend dale
jaybird wrote:
DJelements wrote:OH YOU TWO CAN FUCK
I knows, its awesome too.. :D
Bang like a shit house door in the wind?

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:39 pm
by pk-
"i'm still here! honestly!"





:(

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:40 pm
by jaybird
pk- wrote:"i'm still here! honestly!"





:(
I heard on howard stern, that for every 10lbs overweight you are, you lose 1 inch of penor.. I wouldn't know tho, coz I'm like 10lbs underweight.. so I guess that gives me an extra inch..

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:41 pm
by sigbowls
it would say lets start a band

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:45 pm
by reverend dale
jaybird wrote:
pk- wrote:"i'm still here! honestly!"





:(
I heard on howard stern, that for every 10lbs overweight you are, you lose 1 inch of penor.. I wouldn't know tho, coz I'm like 10lbs underweight.. so I guess that gives me an extra inch..
:lol:

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:46 pm
by Dead Rats
Dead Rat's Penis wrote: Hey, I know I'm basically erect for 24 hours a day, but you know when you start making out with that drunk, smoking hot bird you just met? Yeah, THAT'S WHEN I TAKE MY BREAK.

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:53 pm
by mikey_g
use me

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:53 pm
by mikey_g
take me to the doctors im all spotty

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:55 pm
by reverend dale
I start the best threads 8)

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:57 pm
by mikey_g
Reverend Dale wrote:I start the best threads 8)
fair play but my cock would never say that, its much more interested in being polished

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:01 am
by reverend dale
mikey g wrote:
Reverend Dale wrote:I start the best threads 8)
fair play but my cock would never say that, its much more interested in being polished
A clean cock is a clean house.

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