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My Son Has A Seceret Girlfriend
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:14 pm
by deamonds
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My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he is going to get her pregnant.
What should I do about this?
6 months ago
Additional Details
He is not a homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned though our church that this is not in God's plan. I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him.
I want to speak to our pastor about this but I am very afraid of what he would think we are teaching our son if he things we are allowing him to sneak a girl into his bedroom. That is clearly inappropriate and we are good parents, I am very afraid what he will think of us.
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:17 pm
by DZA
"found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home"
ahahahahaah thick as pig shit
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:29 pm
by osky
why are christians so fucking dumb?
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:40 pm
by drokkr
Osky wrote:why are christians so fucking dumb?
god made them that way
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:55 pm
by nousd
Huh?
My girlfriend is a selfless, loving christian who keeps mags of naked women under her bed. When I asked her why, she confessed, reluctantly, that they were there just for my pleasure. How lucky am I?
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:57 pm
by djelements
Osky wrote:why are christians so fucking dumb?
To be fair, I think it's just people are dumb, and that's why they found religion.
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:12 pm
by Whistla
i dont think she needs to worry about an unwanted pregancy
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:28 pm
by the acid never lies
DJ Whistla wrote:i dont think she needs to worry about an unwanted pregancy
phew!
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:11 pm
by bandshell
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:03 pm
by fork
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:28 pm
by missedthebus
I think this thread title should be my son secretly loves the cock or my sons dirty little secret
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:56 pm
by SJPDUB
religion
ptssssh
i wouldnt tell the pastor
he might want a "secret meeting with the kid"
sorry haha
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:54 pm
by osky
anyway if hes catholic hes in luck.
im sure the local priest will forgive his sins and spray his face with the holy water
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:51 pm
by NilsFG
Religion is a joke.
Except I know some christians and there very down to earth (not like many religious people in the USA)
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:24 pm
by metalboxproducts
i've seen this before. still quite funny though
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:35 pm
by olio
DJelements wrote:Osky wrote:why are christians so fucking dumb?
To be fair, I think it's just people are dumb, and that's why they found religion.
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:55 pm
by lowpass
Seen this before, swear its old
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:28 pm
by olio
Lowpass wrote:Seen this before, swear its old
so is religion. needs 2 die
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:24 pm
by Big MD
why the hell is religion the reason of dumbness of this mother of a gay?
