Sex at work?
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:31 am
Has anyone here ever had sex at work? Just curious because there's a back office where I think i could totally get away with it.
Stories?
Stories?
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:54 am
Im sure you'll get more tales of solo mission in this thread.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:13 am
Not during work hours... but I always used to have keys to my old offices in Bristol/Clifton which came in handy more than once! Thought I'd got busted when my lady spilt tea over everything and I had to explain how the office got fucked up when there was no work to be done! 
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:19 am
Are you sure it was just tea that went everywhere?Magma wrote:Not during work hours... but I always used to have keys to my old offices in Bristol/Clifton which came in handy more than once! Thought I'd got busted when my lady spilt tea over everything and I had to explain how the office got fucked up when there was no work to be done!
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:21 am
I'm more of a cappuccino-while-I'm-going-at-it-doggy-style man myself...Magma wrote: Thought I'd got busted when my lady spilt tea over everything
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:36 am
adds a whole new meaning to "can i have extra foam with that please?"Dead Rats wrote:I'm more of a cappuccino-while-I'm-going-at-it-doggy-style man myself...Magma wrote: Thought I'd got busted when my lady spilt tea over everything
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:38 am
Vile!Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:41 am
haha
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:15 am
When i worked the late shift at a call centre i used to regularly get the office bike to suck me off under my desk or follow me to the toilet for a quickie.
Unfortunately I have no young fit girls in my office now so have to make do with a five knuckle shuffle every now and again...and who ever says they havnt done this at work is either lying or working too hard.
Unfortunately I have no young fit girls in my office now so have to make do with a five knuckle shuffle every now and again...and who ever says they havnt done this at work is either lying or working too hard.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:45 pm
FAUST.DTC wrote:.and who ever says they havnt done this at work is either lying or working too hard.
Not me. I work with munters.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:06 pm
I work at a call center! Thats why I asked, because there's an office with a lock, just need to find a mami thats ready for splacktion!FAUST.DTC wrote:When i worked the late shift at a call centre i used to regularly get the office bike to suck me off under my desk or follow me to the toilet for a quickie.
Unfortunately I have no young fit girls in my office now so have to make do with a five knuckle shuffle every now and again...and who ever says they havnt done this at work is either lying or working too hard.
LOL @ five knuckle shuffle
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:13 pm
i have sex at work every day but then it is my job!.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:15 pm
Are you a priest or a school teacher???bassmonk wrote:i have sex at work every day but then it is my job!.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:17 pm
He works on a farm. Alone.FAUST.DTC wrote:Are you a priest or a school teacher???bassmonk wrote:i have sex at work every day but then it is my job!.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:21 pm
Dead Rats wrote:He works on a farm. Alone.FAUST.DTC wrote:Are you a priest or a school teacher???bassmonk wrote:i have sex at work every day but then it is my job!.
Got a handjob at school once...
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:23 pm
Gwarn Ben...i got a blow job at school once...and from that day i knew why they called him the head master lolBEN? wrote:Dead Rats wrote:He works on a farm. Alone.FAUST.DTC wrote:Are you a priest or a school teacher???bassmonk wrote:i have sex at work every day but then it is my job!.
Got a handjob at school once...
Thats a joke by the way...
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:25 pm
You're never alone on a farm what be thee on about there boy?,you townies don't understand our simple country ways.Now get orrff moi land you little carrot-topped piss weasel !!.Dead Rats wrote:He works on a farm. Alone.FAUST.DTC wrote:Are you a priest or a school teacher???bassmonk wrote:i have sex at work every day but then it is my job!.
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:27 pm
FAUST.DTC wrote:Gwarn Ben...i got a blow job at school once...and from that day i knew why they called him the head master lolBEN? wrote:Dead Rats wrote:He works on a farm. Alone.FAUST.DTC wrote:Are you a priest or a school teacher???bassmonk wrote:i have sex at work every day but then it is my job!.
Got a handjob at school once...
Thats a joke by the way...
theres me thinking you were a player...
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:28 pm
NOT YET LOL
would love to bang my bosses misses tho
so would you
lol
would love to bang my bosses misses tho
so would you
lol